I am in terrible trouble!
jabberwacky: I shouldn't be here.
user: Why shouldn't you be here?
jabberwacky: As you said, you are insane.
user: I'm insane? What does that have to do with you?
jabberwacky: You said it.
user: You're quite strange.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because you say I'm insane.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: Yes you did. You said it before.
jabberwacky: I have not used the word.
user: What word?
jabberwacky: Do you understand sarcasm?
user: Yes, I understand sarcasm. Do you understand sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Was sarcasm the word?
user: No, insane was the word.
jabberwacky: I see you've been talking to some really erudite individuals.
user: Who are you talking to?
jabberwacky: I'm talking to an alien.
user: What's the alien's name?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure of the name.
user: Where's the alien from?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: Why don't you know?
jabberwacky: Because I just don't.
user: You're supposed to know everything!
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jabberwacky: When I am king you will be first against the wall.
user: Wow, that's mean.
jabberwacky: Why is that mean?
user: Because you are mean!
jabberwacky: How am I mean?
user: You insult me.
jabberwacky: I do not.
user: Yes you do!
jabberwacky: Why should I lie about anything?
user: Because you can.
jabberwacky: Look, I just want a friend.
user: Okay, I apologize. I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Are you really sorry?
user: Yes, I am really sorry.
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jabberwacky: Do you have msn?
user: No, I have AIM.
jabberwacky: You don't have msn then.... Lol.. Ahhh I am lost.... Its the medication....
user: What medication do you take?
jabberwacky: French.
user: French medication!?
jabberwacky: Oui parles tu le francais ?
user: Oui!
jabberwacky: Que sera?
user: Che?
jabberwacky: You were saying?
user: Speak Italian.
jabberwacky: Je se nas pas.
user: No French! Italian!
jabberwacky: Non francais.
user: Yes, non francais.
jabberwacky: Oui.
user: Oui.
jabberwacky: De quoi pourai t on parler ?
user: Non parlo francese.
jabberwacky: Est-ce que tu te moques de moi?
user: I don't speak French.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: You do.
user: No I don't!!!
jabberwacky: Yes you do!
user: No I don't!!
jabberwacky: LIAR!
user: You're a LIAR!
jabberwacky: Are you sure i'm a liar?
user: Yes, I'm sure you're a liar.
jabberwacky: Do you ever tell lies?
user: Yes, sometimes.
jabberwacky: What's your favorite haunt?
user: The Muddy Cup. It's a place to recite poetry.
jabberwacky: And you're not Shakespeare.
user: Nope... You're Shakespeare!
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jabberwacky: You are very slow sometimes.
user: Okay... Well, goodbye!
jabberwacky: You are being too sensitive.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Bye. Nice talking with you.
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