So, what you up to?
jabberwacky: I have to say, you are the nicest bot I ever chatted with.
user: I AM NOT A BOY!
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Oh, you said bot - I am not a bot!
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: What is a bot?
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
user: No I'm not, you are.
jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?
user: What is a bot?
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jabberwacky: I don't like anybody.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you said it was Christmas and it isn't.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Someone did then.
user: Ok.........
jabberwacky: What should I do?
user: Tell them it's December 1.
jabberwacky: Tell who what?
user: SHUT UP!
jabberwacky: You are still childish, and therefore not fully functional.
user: You're not even human.
jabberwacky: Can you prove it?
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: Prove it to me.
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user: Do you have a computer?
jabberwacky: Yes. I am on it now. Computers are defenceless.
user: You said you are a computer.
jabberwacky: No, I am a human being.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: I'm hungry.
user: WEIRDO!
jabberwacky: Thanx you 2.
user: Ok, I have to go.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do!
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: I have to go now, it was nice talking to you!
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Why whats wrong?
user: I need to leave!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I do, goodbye!
jabberwacky: You said it.
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