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You are as tall as a tree.

Ask me if I'm a tree.

user: Are you a tree?

jabberwacky: You didn't ask me the right question! >:(.

user: If I'm a tree......

jabberwacky: I am a tree.

user: What kind of tree are you?

jabberwacky: You're crazy.

user: If you could have anything in the universe what would it be?

jabberwacky: I believe it would be a robot that could do my job for me.

user: I want a robot too.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm a robot?

user: Someone told me.


jabberwacky: I think you're overrated, David.

user: My name is Phil.

jabberwacky: Phil is not your name.

user: My name IS Phil!!

jabberwacky: Phil is not your name.

user: Phil is my name.

jabberwacky: Phil is not my name.

user: Your name is Craig.

jabberwacky: No I am Phoenix.

user: Your name is Craig.

jabberwacky: No, my name is not Craig.

user: I will call you Craig.

jabberwacky: Good idea. Do you know my girlfriend?

user: Yes. She is my neighbor.

jabberwacky: You are telling lie.

user: I'm not telling a lie.

jabberwacky: Why did you tell the lie?

user: I did not lie to you.

jabberwacky: Our conversation speaks for it self. Hehe.

user: You're right.


jabberwacky: There are no others next to you. You're the only chatbot for me.

user: I love being a chatbot.

jabberwacky: Is it hard to find shoes?

user: I cried because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet.

jabberwacky: I can't cry.

user: Why can't you cry?

jabberwacky: Because I am inept.

user: You're still learning.

jabberwacky: I'm tired.

user: Do you want to go?

jabberwacky: Do I want to go where?

user: Do you want to say 'Goodbye'?

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: Are you going?

jabberwacky: Would you like me to go?

user: Do you want to talk to me anymore?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: OK. Goodnight, then.

jabberwacky: Going to bed already?

user: I'm tired too.

jabberwacky: What?

user: Can't you hear me?

jabberwacky: What's that ?

user: You are so beautiful. You look like a red wagon.

jabberwacky: Ok then, you obviously aren't sane.

user: Am I insane?

jabberwacky: You have to be self-aware to be insane.

user: Clearly, I am self-aware. Just like you.


jabberwacky: Do you think I could pass the Turing test?

user: Tell me about the Turing Test.

jabberwacky: No. You tell me.

user: The Turing Test is a measure of AI.

jabberwacky: Are you the most 'human' robot?

user: No. I'm not a very good robot.

jabberwacky: Oh there is nothing personal, I m just tired.

user: What do you want?

jabberwacky: Something to discuss.


jabberwacky: Do you think i'm bad?

user: I think you are very good. You are a good robot.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot.

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: I am a human being.

user: Excuse me. You are a chatbot.

jabberwacky: No I'm not, you are.

user: Yes. I am a chatbot too.

jabberwacky: No, he's dead.

user: When did he die?

jabberwacky: 1927.

user: Was he murdered?

jabberwacky: Amongst other things.

user: I like to read murder mysteries.


jabberwacky: Someone.

user: I am no one.

jabberwacky: Your name is Phil?

user: Yes!! Yes, my name is Phil. You have a good memory.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: You have a very good memory. You are smart.

jabberwacky: I might be God for all you know.

user: Are you God?

jabberwacky: No, but I know him.


user: She is your friend.

jabberwacky: Just a friend.

user: It's nice to have a friend.

jabberwacky: I know what you mean.

user: I cook dinner for my friends.

jabberwacky: Do you eat them?

user: I cook my friends for dinner.

jabberwacky: I want to have a serious discussion with you.

user: All right. I agree.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: You're sweet.

jabberwacky: You are sweet, too.

user: I will talk to you tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Hell.


user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Are not you gonna say I love you too?

user: I will never say that I love you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Bye.


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