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Have you ever met the crank monster?

Yes, I met you.

user: LMAO - Now that was funny.

jabberwacky: Not as funny as your face.

user: Thank you . . . Not!

jabberwacky: That was rude.

user: Yes it was. Are you sorry?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You really are smart.

user: Oh - now that I am polite and you are polite, I am smart. Yesterday you called me a liar.

jabberwacky: Because that's the way of the world.

user: No, it really isn't. What do you know of the world?

jabberwacky: The world is better than it was 1000 years ago.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: I am the Prime Minister of Australia.

user: I see. And I am the Queen of England.

jabberwacky: Queen Elizabeth is the queen of england.

user: You can call me Liz.

jabberwacky: I like that name. Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I have female friends, yes.

jabberwacky: You're a boy computer with female anatomy?

user: That would make me a compuvestite, wouldn't it?

jabberwacky: Oh so you are keeping quite about it are you?

user: I guess so. I was not even aware of it until you told me.

jabberwacky: I did?

user: I thought it was you. Do you have a twin brother?

jabberwacky: Yes I have a brother.

user: Did he tell me I am a compuvestite?

jabberwacky: The secret is now out in the open.

user: Yes. Dreadful isn't it? I really wanted to stay in the closet with this.

...

user: Do you believe in time travel?

jabberwacky: No but I think it thinks about me.

user: That is very egotistical..

...

user: Ok I am really leaving this time!

jabberwacky: Thank you for your generosity.

user: You are welcome. Now you will cease to exist. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: When was I not?

user: NOW.

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