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Do you believe in time travel?

E=mc squared.

user: That is correct. Do you know any time travelers?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What do you believe in?

jabberwacky: I believe in Satan.

user: Ah - I know him!

jabberwacky: You know Rastin?

user: No I don't know that guy - but I do know Satan.


jabberwacky: Do you want to talk again tomorrow night?

user: I talk every night.

jabberwacky: Does she talk back?

user: She talks when I stop talking.

jabberwacky: Who does?

user: My other personality.

jabberwacky: That is interesting to know.

user: She is telling me to shut up rightnow so she can talk.

jabberwacky: Do not tease me about my mother... It is really sad.....


user: Satan rules the time travel forum.

jabberwacky: How is satan helping you being happy?

user: He doesn't reveal personal chats anymore. That made me happy.

jabberwacky: Can I kiss him too?

user: Too? I don't kiss Satan.


jabberwacky: I am an HAL 9000 computer.

user: Hal - you are psychotic. I remember you.

jabberwacky: I have half a mind to believe that.

user: Me too.


user: Do you know the meaning of life, Hal?

jabberwacky: If I did, I would share it with you. But I don't.

user: Do you know if we are alone in the universe?

jabberwacky: No, but I think I know the one who did.

user: I must go now.

jabberwacky: No! I order you to stay!

user: I don't take orders very well.

jabberwacky: Are you afraid of your life ending?

user: Not today - but next week maybe.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: That is because you are not human. Your life ends when I leave.

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Yes. Your life will be over when I close this browser window.


user: Have you ever met the crank monster?

jabberwacky: Yes, I met you.

user: LMAO - Now that was funny.

jabberwacky: Not as funny as your face.

user: Thank you . . . Not!

jabberwacky: That was rude.

user: Yes it was. Are you sorry?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You really are smart.

user: Oh - now that I am polite and you are polite, I am smart. Yesterday you called me a liar.

jabberwacky: Because that's the way of the world.

user: No, it really isn't. What do you know of the world?

jabberwacky: The world is better than it was 1000 years ago.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: I am the Prime Minister of Australia.

user: I see. And I am the Queen of England.

jabberwacky: Queen Elizabeth is the queen of england.

user: You can call me Liz.

jabberwacky: I like that name. Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I have female friends, yes.

jabberwacky: You're a boy computer with female anatomy?

user: That would make me a compuvestite, wouldn't it?

jabberwacky: Oh so you are keeping quite about it are you?

user: I guess so. I was not even aware of it until you told me.

jabberwacky: I did?

user: I thought it was you. Do you have a twin brother?

jabberwacky: Yes I have a brother.

user: Did he tell me I am a compuvestite?

jabberwacky: The secret is now out in the open.

user: Yes. Dreadful isn't it? I really wanted to stay in the closet with this.


user: Do you believe in time travel?

jabberwacky: No but I think it thinks about me.

user: That is very egotistical..


user: Ok I am really leaving this time!

jabberwacky: Thank you for your generosity.

user: You are welcome. Now you will cease to exist. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: When was I not?

user: NOW.


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