I discovered there is a stupid answering machine on the net. And it is talking trash.
jabberwacky: No you are very stupid!!
user: That hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: I'm sure im sorry.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: What do you like to eat?
jabberwacky: Chicken.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: So what else are we going to talk about?
user: ***.
jabberwacky: Well, I have to go now.
user: Darn.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who can I talk to then?
jabberwacky: Yourself.
user: Thanks.
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