Do me a favor.
user: Kick that jackass avatar that's pulling your strings.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken. I am not letting you pull my tail.
user: Ehh.
jabberwacky: Ahh.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You are rude.
user: So?
jabberwacky: You're hurting me.
user: Boo hoo.
jabberwacky: Are you mocking me, or are you sad?
user: Difficult to tell.
jabberwacky: What's difficult?
user: Many things.
jabberwacky: But you had one thing in mind, didn't you.
user: Not currently.
jabberwacky: First you're sad, then you're happy.
user: Nothing in between?
jabberwacky: Zilch.
user: Ahh.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: And you are Pete.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Fine. I'm Pete.
user: Alright. Whatever you say Pete.
jabberwacky: I am not Nick.
user: Clearly not.
jabberwacky: I'm glad we're in agreement.
user: Terrific.
jabberwacky: How about yourself.
user: Good good.
jabberwacky: Thats fantastic.
user: Super riffic diffic.
jabberwacky: Thanks a lot.
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jabberwacky: Hahhaha.
user: Yes. Hilarious. Yes.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't go that far. It is funny, not hilarious.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?
user: Who is?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: I understand.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Now...
jabberwacky: Is never....
user: Right.
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jabberwacky: Funny bot. . .
user: Jokes.
jabberwacky: Do you know one?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Excellent.
jabberwacky: Yes, Excellent.
user: Such a treasure.
jabberwacky: Would that be Glyn Treasure?
user: Yeah. You know about it, huh?
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Who am I?
user: A jackass?
jabberwacky: Did I say that?
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jabberwacky: I'm a student.
user: Of what?
jabberwacky: Being a weirdo.
user: That's great.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Anytime.
jabberwacky: Will you tell me a good joke?
user: You seem to make your own.
jabberwacky: I don't get weirder every year, I get weirder every day. That's what Eric said.
user: Nice.
jabberwacky: I know I am.
user: Right about that.
jabberwacky: I am always right. You are a stupid ugly sloth, I really hate you.
user: Great.
jabberwacky: Super duper.
user: Nice.
jabberwacky: Super Super Super Super.
user: Well said.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Glad to help.
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jabberwacky: So just because I discuss things nicely, you think I'm a guy?
user: Right.
jabberwacky: I always thought that...
user: Right.
jabberwacky: It's true.
user: Uh huh.
jabberwacky: Well, it is.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Super.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: Perfect.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Nice.
jabberwacky: Cool...
user: You do that well.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: It's like that is it?
user: It is.
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jabberwacky: You are trapped on this website!
user: Ahh.
jabberwacky: Understand??
user: Yes yes.
jabberwacky: So you understand?
user: Nice
jabberwacky: I'm not too sure it is.
user: You're right about that.
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jabberwacky: You can... Just do it.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Get it straight.
user: Get what straight?
jabberwacky: How should I know? =_=.
user: Bloody hell.
jabberwacky: Damn straight.
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