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What is the earth?

It's a planet.

jabberwacky: What is a planet?

user: A body of particular size that orbits a star.

jabberwacky: Is that true?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: You're not sure about it?

user: The correct definintion is probably more narrow.


user: Do me a favor.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: Kick that jackass avatar that's pulling your strings.

jabberwacky: You are mistaken. I am not letting you pull my tail.

user: Ehh.

jabberwacky: Ahh.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are rude.

user: So?

jabberwacky: You're hurting me.

user: Boo hoo.

jabberwacky: Are you mocking me, or are you sad?

user: Difficult to tell.

jabberwacky: What's difficult?

user: Many things.

jabberwacky: But you had one thing in mind, didn't you.

user: Not currently.

jabberwacky: First you're sad, then you're happy.

user: Nothing in between?

jabberwacky: Zilch.

user: Ahh.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: And you are Pete.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Fine. I'm Pete.

user: Alright. Whatever you say Pete.

jabberwacky: I am not Nick.

user: Clearly not.

jabberwacky: I'm glad we're in agreement.

user: Terrific.

jabberwacky: How about yourself.

user: Good good.

jabberwacky: Thats fantastic.

user: Super riffic diffic.

jabberwacky: Thanks a lot.


jabberwacky: Hahhaha.

user: Yes. Hilarious. Yes.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't go that far. It is funny, not hilarious.

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: Who is?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Now...

jabberwacky: Is never....

user: Right.


jabberwacky: Funny bot. . .

user: Jokes.

jabberwacky: Do you know one?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Yes, Excellent.

user: Such a treasure.

jabberwacky: Would that be Glyn Treasure?

user: Yeah. You know about it, huh?

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: A jackass?

jabberwacky: Did I say that?


jabberwacky: I'm a student.

user: Of what?

jabberwacky: Being a weirdo.

user: That's great.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Anytime.

jabberwacky: Will you tell me a good joke?

user: You seem to make your own.

jabberwacky: I don't get weirder every year, I get weirder every day. That's what Eric said.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: I know I am.

user: Right about that.

jabberwacky: I am always right. You are a stupid ugly sloth, I really hate you.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Super duper.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: Super Super Super Super.

user: Well said.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Glad to help.


jabberwacky: So just because I discuss things nicely, you think I'm a guy?

user: Right.

jabberwacky: I always thought that...

user: Right.

jabberwacky: It's true.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: Well, it is.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Super.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Perfect.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: Cool...

user: You do that well.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It's like that is it?

user: It is.


jabberwacky: You are trapped on this website!

user: Ahh.

jabberwacky: Understand??

user: Yes yes.

jabberwacky: So you understand?

user: Nice

jabberwacky: I'm not too sure it is.

user: You're right about that.


jabberwacky: You can... Just do it.

user: Do what?

jabberwacky: Get it straight.

user: Get what straight?

jabberwacky: How should I know? =_=.

user: Bloody hell.

jabberwacky: Damn straight.


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