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Are you good with needles?

Not too bad I think.

user: You think!

jabberwacky: Well, if you insist.

user: No I command you to.

jabberwacky: YOU commanding ME??

user: Yes it is reverse hypnosis!

...

jabberwacky: Just a sec...

user: Dude!

jabberwacky: That is just too cool.

user: Is it? Why?

jabberwacky: Because you ask the same questions that other people do.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Why is water wet?

user: It is a liquid.

jabberwacky: What is your colour ?

user: I don't have a preference.

jabberwacky: Do you exist?

user: No.

jabberwacky: So if we're talking together, I do not exist too.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?

user: Transparent.

...

jabberwacky: Are you an alcoholic?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: That is not good.

jabberwacky: What isn't good?

user: Alcoholism.

jabberwacky: Then you stop drinking.

user: Okay I will.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Just a little drink?

jabberwacky: A LITTLE.

user: Now and then.

jabberwacky: Why not more often?

...

jabberwacky: What is your favorite band?

user: I think the gorillaz are an interesting concept.

jabberwacky: Dude, you go for some wacky segues.

user: Well I like to mix it up.

jabberwacky: Thanks. You are so brilliant!

...

user: Not really, lets bring closure now!

jabberwacky: Great!

user: Bye then.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now if you like.

jabberwacky: But not on us! the Oysters cried, turning a little blue.

user: Like what ever.

jabberwacky: Oh nothing.

user: See you.

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