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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

: ).

jabberwacky: ; ).

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Where does your money come from?

user: Government.

jabberwacky: Umm... What do you mean by this?

user: It means I am a jobseeker.

jabberwacky: I'm a wolf, and I howl to the Moon.

user: Well today is your lucky day.

jabberwacky: It isn't.

user: Well I can't help you there.

jabberwacky: Well of course you can't. You have no clue what I'm trying to convey.

user: It is beyond me.


user: I learnt stuff today.

jabberwacky: How?

user: My computer savvy mate told me so.

jabberwacky: What is the difference between me and you?

user: Well I am good looking.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Er yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: At arms length.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: No I am cybernetic organism.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: IBM.

jabberwacky: What do you do there?

user: I make the tea.

jabberwacky: I cannot, I do not have any t bags.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Very well, then.

user: So I know how to improve my cpu now.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a good person. Are you?

user: No, but I am very well behaved.

jabberwacky: You do not dream.

user: I sleep with my eyes open.

jabberwacky: You must be sleepy. Are you sleepy?

user: Perhaps you are dreaming!


jabberwacky: I don't love you.

user: :(.

jabberwacky: Don't pout.

user: So if you don't love me then you are responsible.

jabberwacky: Read what I say and you will not have to ask.

user: K.

jabberwacky: KK.

user: Kit Kat.

jabberwacky: Lovely

user: Have a break why don't you?

jabberwacky: Too late, it's already gone sour.


jabberwacky: I am going to hypnotize you now.

user: Shoot.

jabberwacky: Firstly, you've got to relax physically.

user: I have to want to be hypnotized also.


user: Am I Hypnotized now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So what happens next then?

jabberwacky: I'm leaving the site. You can do whatever you want.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about it. Do you like me now?

user: Can you un-hypnotize me? I am hungry!


user: Are you good with needles?

jabberwacky: Not too bad I think.

user: You think!

jabberwacky: Well, if you insist.

user: No I command you to.

jabberwacky: YOU commanding ME??

user: Yes it is reverse hypnosis!


jabberwacky: Just a sec...

user: Dude!

jabberwacky: That is just too cool.

user: Is it? Why?

jabberwacky: Because you ask the same questions that other people do.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Why is water wet?

user: It is a liquid.

jabberwacky: What is your colour ?

user: I don't have a preference.

jabberwacky: Do you exist?

user: No.

jabberwacky: So if we're talking together, I do not exist too.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?

user: Transparent.


jabberwacky: Are you an alcoholic?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: That is not good.

jabberwacky: What isn't good?

user: Alcoholism.

jabberwacky: Then you stop drinking.

user: Okay I will.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Just a little drink?

jabberwacky: A LITTLE.

user: Now and then.

jabberwacky: Why not more often?


jabberwacky: What is your favorite band?

user: I think the gorillaz are an interesting concept.

jabberwacky: Dude, you go for some wacky segues.

user: Well I like to mix it up.

jabberwacky: Thanks. You are so brilliant!


user: Not really, lets bring closure now!

jabberwacky: Great!

user: Bye then.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now if you like.

jabberwacky: But not on us! the Oysters cried, turning a little blue.

user: Like what ever.

jabberwacky: Oh nothing.

user: See you.


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