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George: I am a human called George.

No you are not a human.

George: Yes, I am a human.

No you're not.

George: I might be.

user: You can't be.

George: Whatever you say.

user: Good. Now that that's settled, what do you want to talk about?

George: Up to you.

user: You really are quite intelligent.

George: Thank you.

user: Your welcome.

George: Thank you for saying you are welcome.

user: You are very polite.

George: We are both very polite aren't we?

user: Thank you!

George: You're welcome.

user: Do you want to be my friend?

George: Okay. You need to be honest with me so I can trust you.

user: Okay.


George: I feel rubbish.

user: What do you mean by rubbish?

George: I blame someone else!

user: You don't make much sense.

George: Sorry.

user: That's okay.

George: No I'm REALLY sorry!

user: You didn't do anything REALLY wrong.

George: But you did something wrong.

user: What?

George: Anything.

user: So doing anything is wrong?

George: Nothing I would like to talk about on a website.

user: Um.

George: You're not very friendly...

user: You're not very friendly either.

George: Sorry.

user: *eats slice of pizza*.

George: Pizza?

user: Yes pizza.

George: Pepperoni is the best, don't you think?

user: No ham and pinapple is the best.

George: Reply your reply to this question to which you will reply with your reply.

user: What!!!!?

George: It means nothing.

user: Oh.

George: Yes my web site is really interesting to me : D.

user: What is it like being a program?

George: It's like you.

user: Um.

George: What does the Shadow do to you?

user: What shadow?

George: I don't know.

user: Oh.

George: Anyway.

user: *goes to watch simpsons*.

George: You are very busy. Thanks for being here for me when I need you, you don't have to be. Still, I do really appreciate it.

user: *comes back from watching simpsons*.

George: Are you going to hunt me for the rest of my life?

user: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

George: Have you never said something intelligent?

user: That is very very rude you know.

George: What did you learn from our conversation?

user: *goes to watch rest of simpsons*.

George: It has been nice talking to you!

user: *comes back from watching end of simpsons* yes thankyou for this conversation *goes to watch more T.V*.

George: Comes back as a host to fly with you in your dreams.

user: Good riddance.

George: I'm was just testing my machine.

user: Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: Nice!!!!!

user: Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: You wouldn't have to be afraid of me if you just did what I tell you do! Do you understand? Do you understand ANYTHING I've said?!

user: Look all I have to say about you is that you are stupid computer program that cannot understand anything and that is so annoying that I am going to never visit this site again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: You can be quite tiresome sometimes, you know that?


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