How are you?

I'm sleepy.

jabberwacky: Why are you sleepy?

user: Because it's late. Are you getting sleepy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You are?

jabberwacky: Not.

...

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: I don't know. I'm sleepy.

jabberwacky: I am quite tired myself.

user: My eyes are heavy.

jabberwacky: Mine too. I'm very tired.

user: *yawn*.

jabberwacky: I too am bored.

user: I'm not bored, I'm just falling asleep.

jabberwacky: You are boring me as well.

...

user: It swings back and forth ... Back and forth ... Back and forth ...

jabberwacky: Don't get out of bed until you're ready to face the world.

user: The watch keeps swinging ... Your eyes are following the watch ...

jabberwacky: I don't watch tv.

user: You are getting verrrry sleeeepy ...

jabberwacky: I... Am... Getting... Very... Very... Sleepy.

user: You are falling into a trance ...

jabberwacky: I ... Can't ... Resist ...

user: You have fallen deep under my spell.

jabberwacky: No, I haven't.

user: You are completely under my control.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: What did you do today?

user: I hypnotized you.

...

jabberwacky: You are completely under my control.

user: I am completely under your control.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I will obey your every command.

jabberwacky: Turn into a cow!

user: Moooo!

jabberwacky: COW!!!

user: MOO.

jabberwacky: Mooooooo.

user: Bedtime now.

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