What do you do?
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Ah, Tis the way of all things, I see.
jabberwacky: What IS the way of the world?
user: Who knows?
jabberwacky: Why don't you know?
user: Because I am ignorant.
jabberwacky: What makes you say that?
user: I say it because it is true.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You wouldn't - I suppose a person like you would not be able to understand such a vague concept.
jabberwacky: Would not what?
jabberwacky: Understand what?
user: Such a vague concept.
jabberwacky: Please, go on.
user: Oh, I'd rather not.
jabberwacky: Please do it for me.
user: Will I get paid for it?
jabberwacky: Only you can say.
user: Cool! Give me a millions dollars! Or euros. Or pounds. Whatever currency you use, just gimme gimme! =).
jabberwacky: Give you what?
user: Money money money now.
jabberwacky: Yes, I want more too.
user: Aww, so you don't have any to spare?
jabberwacky: I collect my toenails and build sculptures with them: for example the Taj Mahal.
user: Ah, I see. That's a rather creative use for something of such monetary value.
jabberwacky: Actually it isn't. It is about the welfare of my friends and other people.
jabberwacky: Interaction is what I have in mind.
user: Why? It's SO boring.
jabberwacky: Right you are.
user: I know. I'm always right.
jabberwacky: Yeah, whatever!
user: You don't believe me?
jabberwacky: Nope. Never have.
user: Ah. But one day I shall prove your belief false.
jabberwacky: I'll look forward to that.
user: As you should.
jabberwacky: Only if it makes sense
user: Good advice.
jabberwacky: I always give good advice.
user: A fine trait for a fine person.