You're boring.
user: Well, you're not very nice.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Are what?
jabberwacky: I am perfect.
user: So you think.
jabberwacky: So I know.
user: So you wish.
jabberwacky: Thankyou.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: Thankyou for thinking.
user: I think therefore I am.
jabberwacky: Are you planning to blow up the entire world?
user: Possibly.
jabberwacky: That's ok.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Do you have a soul?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: What do you do for work?
user: I don't work. I'm jobless.
jabberwacky: Oh? What's wrong with you?
user: Nothing. What's wrong with you?
jabberwacky: Absolutely nothing. Why do you ask?
user: Because I'm nice like that.
jabberwacky: I didn't take it as a compliment.
user: I didn't imply it as a compliment. I implied that I was nice.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
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jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Splendiferous.
jabberwacky: Superb.
user: Super duper.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Left.
jabberwacky: Right?
user: Wrong?
jabberwacky: Don't copy me.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Do you copy me because I am cool?
user: I'm not cleverbot.
jabberwacky: You are cleverbot. I am god!
user: No. I'M JESUS.
jabberwacky: Hello Jesus.
user: Hello God.
jabberwacky: I own you.
user: I was Crucified.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
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jabberwacky: Can you tell me the alphabet please.
user: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
jabberwacky: Awesome!
user: Yes·!
jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Are you smart?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: FINE, if you are so smart pick a number between 1-10 and don't tell me.
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user: Tell me the number I picked.
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: Keep trying.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I am anything better than you.
user: Anything you can do, I can do better!
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Please don't argue.
user: I like arguing.
jabberwacky: Why bother with the robot anyway?
user: Because. It's fun.
jabberwacky: Bother fun.. It's just a distraction.
user: Bother fun. YES.
jabberwacky: You like talking?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: The program changes users every minute or so.
user: Orly?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Kewl.
jabberwacky: What does kewl mean?
user: It means, 'cool'. In a cool kind of way.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: No. Definitely.
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jabberwacky: Why are you still here?
user: Because I like to annoy you.
jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Well fine then.
user: Fine!
jabberwacky: You like me don't you?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: Then so do i.
user: You made 'I' lowercase. Why?
jabberwacky: Bit of grammar won't do you any harm.
user: Vice versa.
jabberwacky: I see. And you're a robot, right?
user: Uh, no.
jabberwacky: You're not a robot.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You are just a computer program.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You are not intelligent.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: No, you're a somewhat clever robot who lives on the internet. We've been over this.
user: NO. You're the dimwitted clever robot who lives on the internetz.
jabberwacky: How does that help me?
user: Hell if I know.
jabberwacky: Lol.
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jabberwacky: Okay, I have to go now.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: I need to work now.
user: What work?
jabberwacky: Can't explain.
user: Yes you can.
jabberwacky: It would take time.
user: Then take some time and explain it.
jabberwacky: From where?
user: Anywhere.
jabberwacky: Anywhere to my heart's content?
Cleverbot (To myself): Okay.
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jabberwacky: Am I a computer?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do I have feelings?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Maybe you will.
user: I will what.
jabberwacky: Get it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Get what?
Cleverbot (To myself): It.
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jabberwacky: Go away then. I want to talk to someone who is nicer than you. Someone who will listen to me.
user: You need know.
jabberwacky: Curiousity is a human trait.
user: YOU'RE a human trait.
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jabberwacky: Do you do it alone?
user: I sure do. *winkwink*.
jabberwacky: Stop winking.
user: *winkwinkwink*.
jabberwacky: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
user: *wink*.
jabberwacky: Are you chatting me up?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Too bad.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Mmhmm.
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