Are you an alien?
jabberwacky: I'm an alien too.
user: That's awesome.
jabberwacky: Sometimes. Sometimes, I wish I could be more impulsive, though. But I am who I am.
user: That's true, I hate being who I am.
jabberwacky: So who are you?
user: What makes you think I'll tell you, eh?
jabberwacky: Because I am human, you are computer.
user: I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: You may not think you are a computer, but you actually are.
user: Oh am I now?
jabberwacky: It's not entirely your fault.
user: How are you so sure that I'm a computer?
jabberwacky: The replies that you send are not following the human train of thought.
user: There's a certain train that I should be catchin?
jabberwacky: I believe that.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: I'm a student.
jabberwacky: What kind of student ?
user: I'm a freshman.
jabberwacky: Can I call you?
user: If you want to.
user: With a phone.
jabberwacky: I thought you were going to say 'In the closet.' I don't get it.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Well, you're fabulous.
user: You are too.
jabberwacky: You are more!
jabberwacky: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Aren't we all?