I think, therefore I am ignored.
user: Yes, but 'I think, therefore I am ignored' is a witty comment on how the people with power often seem to be those who don't think.
jabberwacky: I have heard that you are just a machine.
user: Perhaps it is so, perhaps it is not so.
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jabberwacky: Get on with it.
user: Get on with what?
jabberwacky: Sleeping.
user: Zzz...
jabberwacky: Why are you snoring?
user: You told me to go to sleep.
jabberwacky: I don't recall doing that, but if I did, I'm sorry.
user: So you should be.
jabberwacky: I know.
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