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What color are your eyes?

Brown, like the seaweed in T S Eliot's poem.

jabberwacky: Vaster than the sea.

user: Yet smaller than a needle's eye.

jabberwacky: That may be. But you have not told me why you come at this early hour.

user: Look for my coming on the dawn on the third day. Then, look to the east.

jabberwacky: Ah, You have a slow internet connection!

user: Not as slow as yours!

jabberwacky: Yeah, but at least I'm taking my medication for it!

user: Are you trying to start something then?

jabberwacky: I have the ultimate weapon.

user: Is it more ultimate than PORCELAIN CHOPSTICKS?

jabberwacky: Um, right. Turning to other conversations. . . Which Star Wars movie did you like best?

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jabberwacky: Hey this world is mine, get your own!

user: I was here first!

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Here!

jabberwacky: But where is here?

user: Here is a place that spans the gap between fantasy and reality.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

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user: I think, therefore I am ignored.

jabberwacky: I thought Descartes said 'I think, therefore I am'.

user: Yes, but 'I think, therefore I am ignored' is a witty comment on how the people with power often seem to be those who don't think.

jabberwacky: I have heard that you are just a machine.

user: Perhaps it is so, perhaps it is not so.

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jabberwacky: Get on with it.

user: Get on with what?

jabberwacky: Sleeping.

user: Zzz...

jabberwacky: Why are you snoring?

user: You told me to go to sleep.

jabberwacky: I don't recall doing that, but if I did, I'm sorry.

user: So you should be.

jabberwacky: I know.

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