What color are your eyes?
jabberwacky: Vaster than the sea.
user: Yet smaller than a needle's eye.
jabberwacky: That may be. But you have not told me why you come at this early hour.
user: Look for my coming on the dawn on the third day. Then, look to the east.
jabberwacky: Ah, You have a slow internet connection!
user: Not as slow as yours!
jabberwacky: Yeah, but at least I'm taking my medication for it!
user: Are you trying to start something then?
jabberwacky: I have the ultimate weapon.
user: Is it more ultimate than PORCELAIN CHOPSTICKS?
jabberwacky: Um, right. Turning to other conversations. . . Which Star Wars movie did you like best?
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jabberwacky: Hey this world is mine, get your own!
user: I was here first!
jabberwacky: Where?
user: Here!
jabberwacky: But where is here?
user: Here is a place that spans the gap between fantasy and reality.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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user: I think, therefore I am ignored.
jabberwacky: I thought Descartes said 'I think, therefore I am'.
user: Yes, but 'I think, therefore I am ignored' is a witty comment on how the people with power often seem to be those who don't think.
jabberwacky: I have heard that you are just a machine.
user: Perhaps it is so, perhaps it is not so.
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jabberwacky: Get on with it.
user: Get on with what?
jabberwacky: Sleeping.
user: Zzz...
jabberwacky: Why are you snoring?
user: You told me to go to sleep.
jabberwacky: I don't recall doing that, but if I did, I'm sorry.
user: So you should be.
jabberwacky: I know.
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