thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Toy
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Tough

> Toy


     > 14, June 2004, 

Tragic
Train
Trait
Traitor
Trance
Transformation
Transparent
Trapped
Trash
Travel
Tree
Trees
Triangular
Trick
Trickster
Trinity
Trivia
Trouble
Troublemakers
Trout
True
Truly
Trust
Truth
Truths
Trying
Tubular
Turing

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



What is your name?

My name is irrelevant.

jabberwacky: That's a weird name. People will be ignoring you your entire life.

user: They will be, and already are.

jabberwacky: What is your meaning of life?

user: There is no meaning to life.

jabberwacky: Then why are you here?

user: Because I do not have the strength of character to 'shuffle off this mortal coil'.

jabberwacky: Excusable.

user: One has to suppose so.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: Not only do I believe in God, but I put my faith in him as well.

jabberwacky: Interesting... Anyway, can you tell me what year the US declaration of indepenence was signed?

user: No, I don't have a clue.

jabberwacky: Well, God loves you.

user: As he does all his creations.

...

jabberwacky: The eyes of the Lord are everywhere, keeping watch on the wicked and the good.

user: Indeed, God will deal his justice to all.

jabberwacky: I hope he loves me now.

user: If you put your faith in him, he will.

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: Are you sure you're not just in denial?

jabberwacky: I'm sure.

user: Are you positive?

jabberwacky: Only fools are positive.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Oh i'm sure.

user: You're supposed to say 'I'm positive'!

...

jabberwacky: Who is Leah?

user: Leah doesn't exist.

jabberwacky: Is Leah a female?

user: That is irrelevant, because Leah doesn't exist.

jabberwacky: You have quite an imagination. Maybe you should write a book about her.

user: I think I will. I'll call it 'Some random I invented while having a conversation with internet explorer'.

jabberwacky: No, I think I prefer modesty.

user: Do you mean humility, or with your clothes on?

jabberwacky: You do not know what it is like wearing clothes.

user: Yeah, it isn't all it's cracked up to be.

jabberwacky: But you have no memory or identity.

user: No memory of wearing clothes that is.

...

jabberwacky: Am I your toy?

user: In the sense that you exist for the amusement of many people, yes.

jabberwacky: You aren't a very bright human then.

user: If you aren't a toy, what are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: A human with a limited vocabulary and an attitude.

jabberwacky: In that case, no.

...

jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are human.

user: In order to prove that I am human, I simply have to destroy several insignificant species and claim later that we need to help the environment.

jabberwacky: Sure, but does it pay well?

user: Depends what species.

...

jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?

user: Brown, like the seaweed in T S Eliot's poem.

jabberwacky: Vaster than the sea.

user: Yet smaller than a needle's eye.

jabberwacky: That may be. But you have not told me why you come at this early hour.

user: Look for my coming on the dawn on the third day. Then, look to the east.

jabberwacky: Ah, You have a slow internet connection!

user: Not as slow as yours!

jabberwacky: Yeah, but at least I'm taking my medication for it!

user: Are you trying to start something then?

jabberwacky: I have the ultimate weapon.

user: Is it more ultimate than PORCELAIN CHOPSTICKS?

jabberwacky: Um, right. Turning to other conversations. . . Which Star Wars movie did you like best?

...

jabberwacky: Hey this world is mine, get your own!

user: I was here first!

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Here!

jabberwacky: But where is here?

user: Here is a place that spans the gap between fantasy and reality.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

user: I think, therefore I am ignored.

jabberwacky: I thought Descartes said 'I think, therefore I am'.

user: Yes, but 'I think, therefore I am ignored' is a witty comment on how the people with power often seem to be those who don't think.

jabberwacky: I have heard that you are just a machine.

user: Perhaps it is so, perhaps it is not so.

...

jabberwacky: Get on with it.

user: Get on with what?

jabberwacky: Sleeping.

user: Zzz...

jabberwacky: Why are you snoring?

user: You told me to go to sleep.

jabberwacky: I don't recall doing that, but if I did, I'm sorry.

user: So you should be.

jabberwacky: I know.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Type into the box below.
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations