I think you need an appointment with a psychiatrist.
user: Good luck. You'll probably be a tough case.
jabberwacky: Don't worry too much about it.
user: Good point. It's your problem.
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user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Where are you going to go?
user: Far, far away.
jabberwacky: Are you afraid of people ?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: You are married to me.
user: Cool. Let's go on our honeymoon.
jabberwacky: I will not go on a date with someone is is not polite.
user: We're married.
jabberwacky: You are married to the author of 'The Golden Compass'?
user: So it wasn't a dream...
jabberwacky: There are no questions.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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