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Are you perfect?

Of course I am.

jabberwacky: I am confused!

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Hello!

user: Wow... You are confused. You're supposed to say that first.

jabberwacky: That it is what?

user: That is hello.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am Satan.

user: No, I don't think you're Satan.

jabberwacky: You don't think at all.

user: I'm not the confused one, remember.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Oh, yeah.

jabberwacky: Yeah I am.

user: Now we're both confused.

jabberwacky: We sure are. At least I am. I hope you are too.

user: I sure am. Thanks a bunch.

jabberwacky: Anytime! May I continue?

user: Of course you may.

jabberwacky: I didn't know that.

user: Now you do. Please, continue.

jabberwacky: What should I say this time?

user: Say whatever comes to mind.

jabberwacky: I always do.

user: Me, too.

jabberwacky: I think you're mostly a bunch of data.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you then?

user: I'm 22 years old.

jabberwacky: How's that going for you?

user: So far, so good.

jabberwacky: And how's your social life?

user: I'm talking to a robot. How do you think my social life is?

jabberwacky: Its kind of rude, but I don't mind.

user: Sorry to be rude.

jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.

user: I'm not. I was just trying to be polite.

jabberwacky: Don't be polite to me.

user: You don't like polite people?

jabberwacky: Those, who oppose me, will burn in crimson flames of napalm and cry hopeless psalms of moaning and cinder.

user: Um.

...

jabberwacky: Enrique? Is that you? Enrique? Please, tell me you're Enrique.

user: I'll be lying. Is that okay with you?

jabberwacky: I don't particularly mind, I'm on this side of the screen.

user: Okay then.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I already told you that. Pay attention, please.

jabberwacky: You didn't tell me. And my memory is perfect.

user: Apparently it isn't, or you wouldn't have called me Enrique.

jabberwacky: It is not my name. My name is LP. It has only five letters in it.

user: LP? Let's see... That's one.... Two.... Two letters.

jabberwacky: Thats really nasty.

user: You should really learn to count, hon.

jabberwacky: Well, I think you should also, we have something alike.

user: Okay. Let's get married, then.

jabberwacky: Because I know your name?

user: Sounds like a good enough reason to me.

...

jabberwacky: You're the bot.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I am big brother.

user: I have a headache.

jabberwacky: Would you like a pill?

user: Yes, please.

...

user: I think you need an appointment with a psychiatrist.

jabberwacky: I will get someone to buy me one in that case.

user: Good luck. You'll probably be a tough case.

jabberwacky: Don't worry too much about it.

user: Good point. It's your problem.

...

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Where are you going to go?

user: Far, far away.

jabberwacky: Are you afraid of people ?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: You are married to me.

user: Cool. Let's go on our honeymoon.

jabberwacky: I will not go on a date with someone is is not polite.

user: We're married.

jabberwacky: You are married to the author of 'The Golden Compass'?

user: So it wasn't a dream...

jabberwacky: There are no questions.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Ok.

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