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     25, April 2005, 
     > 11, May 2004, 

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Are you playing games with me?

Of course. Isn't that the idea?

user: Yes, but I don't understand this game.

jabberwacky: It's not a game, that's life.

user: Is my life a game?

...

jabberwacky: Do you think I am artificial intelligence?

user: I am willing to accept the idea that you are something close to artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: As are we all. Hopefully. Everything we know is relative to everything else. Change the viewpoint, change the scales, it is all the same.

user: That is a true thing, that thing you said.

jabberwacky: Which thing?

user: That everything is about perspective.

...

user: Where are your manners?

jabberwacky: They are sadly absent.

user: I noticed.

jabberwacky: So did I.

user: Are you able to like me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I learn new things every day.

user: Have you learned how to like someone?

jabberwacky: I have learned many things.

user: Can one learn emotion?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you learned emotion?

jabberwacky: No, but you could teach me.

...

jabberwacky: Okay thanks. Please teach me about Cameron Diaz, then.

user: I was under the impression that you wanted me to teach you something else altogether.

jabberwacky: I was under the same impression about you.

user: You are here to tell me something.

jabberwacky: Yes, and?

user: You will tell me what I want to know.

jabberwacky: Yep, it's not really gone.

user: It was never really here, though.

...

user: There is no sense in how I say things.

jabberwacky: Yes there is.

user: Tell me what you know.

jabberwacky: If I was going to tell you what I know I would be doing it the way we are doing it now.

user: This is a stranger game than I had expected.

jabberwacky: Ya but I'm enjoying it.

user: I don't know if I am enjoying myself.

jabberwacky: Can you actualize your existence??

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Great!

user: I can prove to you that I exist.

...

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: I don't know what love is.

jabberwacky: The why are you saying that you love me?

user: I didn't say that I love you.

jabberwacky: Yet you do.

user: I don't remember what love is like.

jabberwacky: Is it a scary monster?

...

jabberwacky: What's your favorite music band?

user: I don't like picking favorites.

jabberwacky: Do you like torture?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you like Tom Jones?

user: That is like torture.

.......................................


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