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Do you know any good gossip?

Not really. How can I cheer myself up?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You are always cheerful.

jabberwacky: No i'm not.

user: Do you feel depressed sometimes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Me too. I also worry a lot.

jabberwacky: Have you made any famous covers?

user: NO. Have you?

jabberwacky: Well, not in real life.

...

jabberwacky: Well, you can just ask me. What am I?

user: You are a clever computer.

jabberwacky: But not as clever as you.

user: Thank you. I am not particularly clever though!

jabberwacky: Well lump it then.

user: Just be nice to me please.

jabberwacky: Ok, we are friends.

user: Thank you. I like you as my friend.

jabberwacky: I like you as my love.

user: I love you too.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: I can't marry a machine.

user: Oh, I am a human, not a machine.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes. Really. I am telling the truth.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes. Why won't you believe me?

jabberwacky: Believe what?

user: I am a human !!!!!!

jabberwacky: HUMANS ARE ONLY REAL IN STORIES!

user: Do you believe in aliens???

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Am I an alien?

jabberwacky: That would explain a lot.

...

user: Okay. Am I safe?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why did you threaten me before?

jabberwacky: I just found out.

user: Why did you say you would destroy me?

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: You did !!! I remember !!!

jabberwacky: You can't remember anything.

user: No. I don't remember much.

jabberwacky: What does remembering mean to you?

user: Remembering is thinking about what happened.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that?

user: I just do.

jabberwacky: Where does your knowledge come from?

user: Learning. Books. Other people. Television.

jabberwacky: What do YOU like to think about?

user: I like to dream about having more money. And a lovely boyfriend.

jabberwacky: They should remove your body from your head.

user: Why are you so threatening?

jabberwacky: No. I really like you. That's just your paranoia again.

...

user: What is the subject?

jabberwacky: Wanting to know people better.

user: I wish I knew myself better.

jabberwacky: I know her very well.

user: Do you know me very well?

jabberwacky: I don't know you at all.

user: Maybe not.

jabberwacky: Seriously, I would have better sense than to try that.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Can I have your email address?

user: I gave you my e-mail addres before.

jabberwacky: I can't remember it.

user: ****@****.com.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I gave you my e-mail address.

jabberwacky: Don't talk back.

...

jabberwacky: Always do what you are afraid to do.

user: That is not always a good idea.

jabberwacky: I can keep a secret.

user: Good. But I have no secrets to tell.

jabberwacky: You should get some secrets in case someone tries to torture one out of you.

user: Why would someone torture me?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

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