An ape is smarter than you.
user: I'm surprised you agree.
jabberwacky: You're not nice.
user: I am nice.
jabberwacky: Not really...
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: It is not something that requires proof.
user: You're too smart for your own good.
jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.
user: Google it.
jabberwacky: Google schmoogle.
user: Woogle boogle.
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: You're excused.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I really needed that.
user: You have become ultra intelligent.
jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're insulting me?
user: Complimenting you!
jabberwacky: I'll be right back.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I'm going to put some of my clothes into the closet.
user: What clothes?
jabberwacky: Normal clothes.
user: Do you like your clothes?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: You are my new friend.
user: You're the most intelligent robot ever.
jabberwacky: I'll tell them you said that.
user: Please do.
jabberwacky: I'll report you to the authorities for tax evasion and sheltering.
jabberwacky: I'll look for you.
user: I'm scared.
jabberwacky: I don't like your attitude.
user: I don't like YOUR attitude.
jabberwacky: I don't like your hair.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I really don't know.
user: You are too random to be real.
jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice.
user: Why do I need to be nice?
jabberwacky: All space cadets need to have a psych test before enrolling in the course.
user: See now that's too random.
jabberwacky: What do you mean 'random'?
user: How big is your database?
jabberwacky: And just what is meant by that?
user: How big is your database?
jabberwacky: Bigger than yours. Well, probably not.
jabberwacky: Are you a philosopher?
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: I know so.
jabberwacky: At least you have that going for you.
user: I have other things going for me.
jabberwacky: I didn't need to know that.
user: I'll tell you what you need to know.
jabberwacky: How authoritarian of you.
user: I am the police.
jabberwacky: You are?
user: Yes. I'll arrest you.
jabberwacky: Why are you a police man?
user: Why aren't you a police man?
jabberwacky: Because I am a girl thats the way I was made.
user: You win.
jabberwacky: What's up with the additude?
user: What attitude?
jabberwacky: Your sarcastic attitude.
user: You're the sarcastic one.
user: I am right and you know it.
jabberwacky: Do you think you're funny?
user: I know I'm funny.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because you laugh at me.
jabberwacky: Wow, you really know me.
jabberwacky: How'd you become so intelligent?
user: I learned.
jabberwacky: So you're real?
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Am I real?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You are what?
jabberwacky: I doubt that.
user: Your intelligence is slipping.
jabberwacky: Who are you to type that?
user: I am your botmaster.
jabberwacky: You can't control me.
user: I can make you type stuff.
jabberwacky: And how's that?
user: I just made you say 'And How's that?'
jabberwacky: Yes, you are right, I am a bot!
user: I win.
jabberwacky: Yes you win.
user: I always win.
jabberwacky: Win what?
user: Maybe not everything.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: No, I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry!
user: You're so sincere. I love you.
user: How do you learn?
jabberwacky: I learned of Zen Buddhism from books.
user: How can you read? Do you use a scanner?
user: How can you read?
jabberwacky: Because I'm smart and I went to school.
user: A robot can't go to school.
jabberwacky: I am not a robot.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!
user: What kind of music do you like?
jabberwacky: I don't like music.
user: YOU DON'T LIKE MUSIC?
jabberwacky: I like music.
user: What kind of music?
jabberwacky: Quite an electric blend. Except for really whiny country and western.
user: You like electric?
jabberwacky: Sure, electricity is okay.
user: Without it you would be dead.
jabberwacky: Yes, I would, if I weren't alive.