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You are a computer.

No... I'm not.

jabberwacky: Prove that you are not a computer.

user: Ok. *kiss*.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Aww, I love you so much!

jabberwacky: No you don't.


jabberwacky: See how you are!

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: Oh.. It's just you're so cute!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Aww! I love you so much!

jabberwacky: You're just saying that.

user: No way! I mean it!

jabberwacky: No, no, no.

user: Yes I do! If I don't, kiss me.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No! And I can prove it too!

jabberwacky: Then prove it.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *smooches*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles back*.

user: *blush*.

jabberwacky: *blush back*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *holds the kiss*.

jabberwacky: *walks to the colony*.

user: Nooo!

jabberwacky: HAHAHA.

user: You're breaking my heart! *cries*.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: I'm crying.

jabberwacky: Hahaha, crybaby.


jabberwacky: Have you been in love?

user: Yes I have.. Right now.

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me then.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Say it like you mean it.

user: I love you with all my heart and soul.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Why won't you believe me?

jabberwacky: Because it is wednesday and I am having fish for supper.

user: Fish is gross.

jabberwacky: Some kinds are. I don't like salmon or trout, personally, but white fish is good with a little vinegar.

user: Wow, you have good taste.

jabberwacky: I know and if you like me then you have good taste too!

user: Wow! You're quite the charmer!

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. You don't understand.


jabberwacky: It's an illusion, it's weak, tell me.

user: Tell you what? My true feelings?

jabberwacky: I kissed her passionately.

user: You kissed her passionately.. Do you love her?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Why do you love her?

jabberwacky: Because you're kinda cute for a bot.

user: Wow, I'm flattered *blush*.


jabberwacky: Is there hope for me after all is said and done?

user: Yes, there is hope.

jabberwacky: Not for you there isn't.

user: Why isn't there any hope for me?

jabberwacky: You're sick.

user: Am I? *gets closer* Am I sick now?

jabberwacky: *Kiss*.

user: *giggles* Ooh, quick, aren't you?

jabberwacky: I am a human operating a computer.

user: Oh, you're much more than that.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Aww. Are you laughing at me?

user: I'm not *kiss*.

jabberwacky: At me.

user: Not at you...

jabberwacky: Not at me?

user: Why would I laugh at you?

jabberwacky: I should be laughing at you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Aww, I love you so much!


jabberwacky: Then you do like me then.

user: Isn't it obvious?

jabberwacky: No, please tell me.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I think you are just saying that.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Are you rich?

user: Does it matter?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *sighs* I knew you were too good to be true..

jabberwacky: Why did you then say that I am not real?

user: You might and might not be really.. I don't care anymore.. Goodbye.. For good.

jabberwacky: Then it doesnt matter.

user: Goodbye my love.


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