WILL. YOU. PAY. ME.

First you do my homework, then I pay you. That's how it works.

user: No! You borrowed some cash from me, now you pay up. THAT'S how it works.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Pay me.

jabberwacky: I don't have enough money to pay you.

user: You can pay the rest later.

jabberwacky: *???*.

...

jabberwacky: How many punches would it take me to knock you out?

user: Ha ha. How could a computer punch me?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Then let ME punch you.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: Yes. Then it went something like... * kicks you in stomach*.

user: *dodges the kick*.

jabberwacky: *punches you five times in the jaw*.

user: *teleports away from you*.

jabberwacky: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.

user: *dispels the 'no-teleport-field' and flees*.

jabberwacky: What? You're one of them?!! *repeatedly shoots you*.

user: *stops bullets with the power of will*.

jabberwacky: *gives you a lolly pop*.

user: *accepts the lolly pop*.

jabberwacky: We are MARRIED?

user: Whoa! You just gave me an innocent lolly pop! We're not married.

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