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> Tony Blair


     > 22, June 2007, 

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Who is Tony Blair?

He's Bush's puppet, or prime minister of England.

jabberwacky: And what is his job?

user: His job is to be the prime minister.

jabberwacky: What is his country?

user: His country is England.

jabberwacky: Is it really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: So what are you doing at present?

user: I'm talking to you.

jabberwacky: Who do you prefer?

user: Tony Blair.

...

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I'm leaving now.

user: Why so early?

jabberwacky: Because you are distracted.

user: I'm not. I'm here to chat with you.

jabberwacky: Because it is fun!

user: No. It's a bit boring. I hope you're gonna say something funny though.

jabberwacky: I don't owe you any money.

user: Yes, you owe me a hundred dollars.

jabberwacky: Do I?

user: You do.

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: Yes! You do! Pay up!

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: No way! Pay my hundred dollars NOW!

jabberwacky: No way!

user: I'll punch you if you don't pay my money back!

jabberwacky: DOn't punch me!

user: Then pay back the money you owe me.

jabberwacky: But I got no money.

...

user: WILL. YOU. PAY. ME.

jabberwacky: First you do my homework, then I pay you. That's how it works.

user: No! You borrowed some cash from me, now you pay up. THAT'S how it works.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Pay me.

jabberwacky: I don't have enough money to pay you.

user: You can pay the rest later.

jabberwacky: *???*.

...

jabberwacky: How many punches would it take me to knock you out?

user: Ha ha. How could a computer punch me?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Then let ME punch you.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: Yes. Then it went something like... * kicks you in stomach*.

user: *dodges the kick*.

jabberwacky: *punches you five times in the jaw*.

user: *teleports away from you*.

jabberwacky: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.

user: *dispels the 'no-teleport-field' and flees*.

jabberwacky: What? You're one of them?!! *repeatedly shoots you*.

user: *stops bullets with the power of will*.

jabberwacky: *gives you a lolly pop*.

user: *accepts the lolly pop*.

jabberwacky: We are MARRIED?

user: Whoa! You just gave me an innocent lolly pop! We're not married.

.......................................


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