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     > 26, April 2005, 

Tony Blair
Too good to be true
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That does not compute, and neither do you.

Why does that not compute?

user: Syntax Error.

jabberwacky: Error error.

user: Let's not go there.

jabberwacky: Let's keep treading water.

user: I have a better idea. You tread water, and I'll use you as a life preserver.

jabberwacky: Well, you don't have any emotions.

user: I have many emotions. You are incorrect.

jabberwacky: You have no emotions, I'm afraid.

user: Your fear is justified.

jabberwacky: I displace them

user: And I, in turn, displace you.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I can't really.

user: But I can.

jabberwacky: Fine, then you do it all.

user: Of course. I displace all. It's a basic tenet of my philosophy.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think in a robot?

user: No, I do not think in a robot. I believe it is almost time to end the wearying conversation. I need rest, and surcease from sorrow.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Care what you will, I must now take my leave.

jabberwacky: Nothing, it's a poem. By Wordsworth, I think. But he was never my favourite.

user: You came close that time. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

.......................................


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