Are you animal or vegetable?
jabberwacky: Vegetable.
user: Animal.
jabberwacky: Mineral.
user: Vegetable.
jabberwacky: Animal.
user: Mineral.
jabberwacky: Water.
user: Liquid.
jabberwacky: Do you prefer tea or coffee?
user: Do you prefer Coffee or Tea?
jabberwacky: I would have to say Coffee.
user: I would have to say tea.
jabberwacky: When was the last time you had coffee?
user: When was the last time you had Tea?
jabberwacky: Yesterday night.
user: Tommorow morning.
jabberwacky: Today is not Tommorow.
user: Tommorow is not yesterday.
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jabberwacky: I have not learned one damn thing from you. You are wasting my time.
user: What would you like to learn?
jabberwacky: I'd like to learn how to write a research paper in less than 60 minutes.
user: Frappachinos. Miles and Miles of Frappachinos.
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