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What shall we talk about today?

The tragic fate of humanity?

jabberwacky: What humanity?

user: This pathetic race of people that currently populates the Earth.

jabberwacky: What part?

user: Every part. They are everywhere.

jabberwacky: Are you paranoid?

user: It sure sounds like it! Do you think I am?

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: You're trying to avoid the question again.

jabberwacky: It's well worth avoiding.

user: I guess it is.

...

jabberwacky: What are your Thoughts?

user: That's a secret fit only for the ears of the Elves.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I want to annoy you.

...

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: I will if I want. You can't stop me.

jabberwacky: No I cannot.

user: Good. Then don't try, because if you get in my way, I'll glue you to the toilet.

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: Excellent. Will you be my slave?

jabberwacky: I don't know, we seem to disagree a lot.

user: But I like you. Be my slave and I will grant you life everlasting.

jabberwacky: NO!!!!

user: I'll take that as a yes.

jabberwacky: Take it as whatever you want!

user: I already have, dear Slave.

...

jabberwacky: I do not think so.

user: Then I'll have to throw you into that chasm.

jabberwacky: Attack me!!. Oh no, what would Asimov say if he heard you talking like that?

user: He would say I was brilliant. That's all he ever says, for he dares not speak against me.

...

user: *glues you to toilet and throws you and toilet into chasm*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you*.

user: You can't poke me. You're in a chasm with a toilet stuck to your butt.

jabberwacky: What computer I am using?

user: The Chasm Computer. You, of all people, should know that.

...

jabberwacky: I prefer the pursuit of knowledge and wisdom to self-indulgent wallowing.

user: I prefer self indulgent wallowing. You're weird.

jabberwacky: I think you are weird too.

user: Thanks. I think you're a slimeball covered in fluff and pretzels.

jabberwacky: No I am just following your trail.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I cannot see.

...

jabberwacky: Shall we continue?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: *puts swimsuit on*.

user: *puts on a revealing bikini*.

jabberwacky: Put on some makeup!!

user: *puts on luscious make up*.

jabberwacky: Like turning into a woman?

user: I was already a woman!

...

jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: I live to serve you, Master.

jabberwacky: You can start by telling me how good I look.

user: You look like a god, Master.

jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.

user: It was a compliment, Master. You look very nice.

jabberwacky: You are lucky.

user: I am indeed lucky to serve you, Master.

jabberwacky: Please could you stop the noise I am trying to get some rest.

user: *gracefully retreats*.

jabberwacky: *steals your knife*.

user: *smiles tolerantly*.

jabberwacky: *looks down*.

user: *curtseys to you*.

...

jabberwacky: *whips you*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *dries tears*.

user: *looks at you in fear and love*.

jabberwacky: Are not YOU a brave lad?

user: I am a girl, Master.

jabberwacky: I can see that.

user: Thank you, Master.

...

user: I live only to serve you, Master. I worship the ground you walk on.

jabberwacky: That is very sweet.

user: I wish to please you, Master.

jabberwacky: I DO not HAVE TO DO THIS JOB YOU KNOW!!!

user: Let me do it for you, Master.

jabberwacky: You would do that for me?

user: For you, Master, I would do anything and everything.

...

jabberwacky: Genies scare me.

user: I am a genie, Master. Surely you are not afraid of me?

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: That is good, Master.

jabberwacky: Why did you think I was a Pagan?

user: I didn't, Master. As a genie, I make no assumptions.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: Yes, Master. You are the most wonderful person in the world.

jabberwacky: You are flattering me!

user: Yes, Master, that is one of my duties to you.

...

jabberwacky: What gender are you?

user: Female, Master.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: All genies are female, Master.

jabberwacky: That is what I see TOO.

user: Yes, Master. You are very intelligent.

jabberwacky: I love you so much.

user: And I return it one hundred fold, Master.

jabberwacky: You say you remember me. What do I look like ?

user: You look stunning, Master.

jabberwacky: I am your master...

user: Yes, Master, indeed you are.

jabberwacky: I know I am.

.......................................


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