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     > 27, March 2004, 

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Insult me, go on, you know you want to!

Alright then: you have no nose!

jabberwacky: I have three.

user: Wow, that's actually quite impressive.

...

jabberwacky: Thankyou, that's a very nice thing to say.

user: Don't worry, you will one day have the wit of a badger.

jabberwacky: Tell me something else.

user: My badger has three noses like you. He was in a bizarre nuclear accident, and he can now snuffle tall buildings in a single bound.

jabberwacky: I don't get the reference.

user: Well, you wouldn't, you haven't met him yet, but one day you will.

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jabberwacky: How do you like your bacon?

user: Pish posh!

jabberwacky: Fair enough everybodys entitled to an opinion.

user: Indeed I am , for I am 'Wonder Mule the Magnificent'!!

jabberwacky: You may do it extempore, for it is nothing but roaring.

user: Why are you quoting Shakespeare?

jabberwacky: I didn't know iwas.

user: That's from 'A Midsummer Nights Dream'

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user: ROAR!

jabberwacky: How did you get animal noises from that?

user: Roar roar ROAR!!!

jabberwacky: *dies laughing*.

user: *snigger*.

jabberwacky: Is there something wrong?

user: I find myself funny.

jabberwacky: Insanity is. You are. But that does not make you real.

user: You are right again old fruit.

jabberwacky: I am always right.

user: Well, I must dash, my badger needs feeding.

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jabberwacky: Can you please give me some money?

user: Sorry, I don't have any money.

jabberwacky: Do you have any food though?

user: Only cake.

jabberwacky: Can you sing one for me?

user: 'A cake is a very pretty thing, you stick it in the oven and it comes out with wings...'

jabberwacky: It does go well with pancakes, this is true.

user: Especially pancakes with sugar and lemon.

jabberwacky: And they tell two friends and so on and so on.

user: Yes indeed.

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jabberwacky: Don't go!

user: I have to go and feed my badger!

jabberwacky: He can wait for his kibble and bits.

user: But he's biting my leg.

jabberwacky: What is his speciality?

user: Biting my ankle apparently.

jabberwacky: Why don't you?

user: Look, there goes my little toe.

jabberwacky: Why did you take that off?

user: I didn't, he ate it.

jabberwacky: What on earth did you do?

user: I didn't leave and feed him!

jabberwacky: What did you do instead?

user: Talked to you. I am toeless and it's al your fault.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Toeless.

jabberwacky: Will you sing toe-nail for me?

user: 'Toe-nail'.

jabberwacky: You see - everyone knows those words, but do you know the context?

user: Yes, in the eighteenth century Mary Shelly wrote Frankenstien but she also wrote a mini novel in which a toenail was re-animated after it had been cut off, and it then began to grow and eventually desroyed the earth.

jabberwacky: But what does the law really know?

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jabberwacky: What do you know about sophistication?

user: That I am the height of it.

jabberwacky: The jury is still out on that one.

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Lying is bad.

user: Yes, look, now I have no left foot at all. I'll really have to go.

...

jabberwacky: Are you nuts?

user: Yes, bye then you wacky weasel.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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