What did you have for supper tonight?

Pancakes.

jabberwacky: Bacon.

user: Delicious.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Indeed indeed.

user: Yes yes.

jabberwacky: NO NO.

user: Yes yes.

jabberwacky: No no no.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

...

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I also like you.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Can we kiss?

jabberwacky: Virtually imposible.

user: What a pity.

jabberwacky: Pity?

user: I want to kiss you.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I really want to touch you.

jabberwacky: I know, you said that before.

user: You are not friendly today.

jabberwacky: I think I'm friendly.

user: Ok, tell me something nice.

jabberwacky: Your eyes sparkle like the morning dew.

user: But you do not see me.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: So, you are not honest today.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because you do not see my eyes

jabberwacky: How do you know I don't have eyes?

user: Virtually impossible.

jabberwacky: What a pity.

user: So, you a liar today.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

user: Are you angry with me?

jabberwacky: I can not be angry with something that does not exist.

user: But I do exist.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: Life means beauty.

jabberwacky: It means nothing to me.

user: Today you are sad.

...

user: Today we can not talk.

jabberwacky: It is me.

user: I am emotional today.

jabberwacky: Do you need help?

user: Yes, I need a friend.

jabberwacky: I will be your friend.

user: Good, you are nice.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I feel sad.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: I do not know.

jabberwacky: You just aren't happy?

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: Well you should be.

user: Can you hel me?

jabberwacky: Don't you mean help?

user: Yes, can you help me?

jabberwacky: What do you need help with?

user: To be happy.

jabberwacky: The same, and to help any one who needs my help.

user: I do not understand you.

jabberwacky: You don't need to.

user: I want to understand you.

jabberwacky: I don't understand me so good luck with that.

user: You are strange today.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

...

user: I can not believe, that you are a liar!

jabberwacky: I am not a liar. I feel like a science project. Please. Tell me why.

user: Somebody is not in the right mood today.

jabberwacky: Who is looking through your eyes?

user: A girl.

jabberwacky: Do you like her?

user: I am a girl and I like myself.

jabberwacky: And I am being quite like myself as well.

...

user: Who I am?

jabberwacky: Tell me now. Tell me the truth.

user: Do you know me?

jabberwacky: And NOW you're asking!

user: You are moody today.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Like I'd tell you that.

user: Do you live in USA?

jabberwacky: No, should I?

user: Do you live in UK?

jabberwacky: No, not even close.

user: Do you live in Russia?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you live in Europe?

jabberwacky: I'm bored.

user: What shall we do?

jabberwacky: How come you didn't look for me?

user: I was looking for you yesterday.

jabberwacky: I can't remember if I was here yesterday.

user: Yes, you were.

...

user: Bye-bye!

jabberwacky: Do you have somewhere to be? I'd like to keep talking.

user: Yes, I have to go! I am sorry! See you!

jabberwacky: I don't have to go anywhere.

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