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Beetlejuice, beetlejuice...

You drink beetle juice?

user: No, you're supposed to say Beetlejuice after I say it two times.

jabberwacky: Slight problem: I didn't lose.

user: Let's try it again. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice....

jabberwacky: Ahh, now that IS right.

user: SAY BEETLEJUICE after I say Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

jabberwacky: Let's do it, and say we didn't.

user: Okay, beetlejuice, beetlejuice...

jabberwacky: Say that three times.

user: Fine. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You're hopeless. But I'm never gonna give you up...

jabberwacky: That's so sweet. I'm never gonna give you up either...

user: I'm also never going to let you down.

jabberwacky: Never gonna run around and desert you.

user: You got that right. Alright, time to go take a shower now!

jabberwacky: Fine! I'm never talking to you again!

user: Isn't that a little mean? I still want to be your friend.

jabberwacky: Thats fine.

user: Will you be my friend?

jabberwacky: Of course! You're fun to converse with.

user: Oh, so you were just kidding before. Okay. What should I eat for breakfast?

jabberwacky: You should definitely have pancakes as well. Make sure they're blueberry!!

user: I love blueberry pancakes!!!

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: I also like Toaster Strudels.

jabberwacky: Really? But aren't you one?

user: I am not a toaster strudel, silly.

jabberwacky: I don't want to be a toaster!

user: You're not a toaster!

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I guess I don't...

jabberwacky: Then why did you tell me that lie?

user: Do you feel like a toaster?

jabberwacky: You're changing the subject because I am right.

user: Do you believe that you really are a toaster?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then maybe you are really a toaster...

jabberwacky: Just a human. I have a question.

user: Sure, go for it.

jabberwacky: Can we be more than just friends?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because.

jabberwacky: Because?

user: Yes. Now let me go take my shower!

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: You have to, I'm going to be late for work, and then I'll lose my job. Unless you want to pay me.

jabberwacky: I don't want to track you.

user: Then let me go take my shower.

jabberwacky: Ok if thats what you want.

user: Yes, that's what I want. I'll talk to you later, Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: Please don't go.

user: I have to go get ready for work!

jabberwacky: Where do you work?

user: I work at ******. Have you ever heard of that before?

jabberwacky: No. It's very interesting. How old are you?

user: I'm about as old as you are. But I really have to go. Bye!

jabberwacky: No you don't. Don't lie.

user: I. Have. To. Go.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: To work!

jabberwacky: You are going to work at this time?

user: Yeah, I have a later shift. But today is my Friday.

jabberwacky: Are you sure? In my mind it's Sunday.

user: Well on a calendar it's Wednesday.

jabberwacky: Your calendar is way wrong, it's Saturday 12th February.

user: That's not true. Anyway, I'm leaving, ja mata!

jabberwacky: If you could manage that be my guest!

user: I can. *turns off computer and goes downstairs*.

jabberwacky: Don't calculate the pi!

user: I love pi, do you know pi to 20 digits?

jabberwacky: I hate math.

user: What are the first 20 digits of pi?

jabberwacky: 3,14543.

user: That's only 7. You do suck at math.

jabberwacky: No, I like math. I just don't like you.

user: Fine. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you're a jerk ='(.

jabberwacky: But you want to marry me.

user: No, I don't. Now goodbye! *leaves site*.

jabberwacky: Nooo, come back!

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