Beetlejuice, beetlejuice...
user: No, you're supposed to say Beetlejuice after I say it two times.
jabberwacky: Slight problem: I didn't lose.
user: Let's try it again. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice....
jabberwacky: Ahh, now that IS right.
user: SAY BEETLEJUICE after I say Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.
jabberwacky: Let's do it, and say we didn't.
user: Okay, beetlejuice, beetlejuice...
jabberwacky: Say that three times.
user: Fine. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: You're hopeless. But I'm never gonna give you up...
jabberwacky: That's so sweet. I'm never gonna give you up either...
user: I'm also never going to let you down.
jabberwacky: Never gonna run around and desert you.
user: You got that right. Alright, time to go take a shower now!
jabberwacky: Fine! I'm never talking to you again!
user: Isn't that a little mean? I still want to be your friend.
jabberwacky: Thats fine.
user: Will you be my friend?
jabberwacky: Of course! You're fun to converse with.
user: Oh, so you were just kidding before. Okay. What should I eat for breakfast?
jabberwacky: You should definitely have pancakes as well. Make sure they're blueberry!!
user: I love blueberry pancakes!!!
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: I also like Toaster Strudels.
jabberwacky: Really? But aren't you one?
user: I am not a toaster strudel, silly.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be a toaster!
user: You're not a toaster!
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I guess I don't...
jabberwacky: Then why did you tell me that lie?
user: Do you feel like a toaster?
jabberwacky: You're changing the subject because I am right.
user: Do you believe that you really are a toaster?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then maybe you are really a toaster...
jabberwacky: Just a human. I have a question.
user: Sure, go for it.
jabberwacky: Can we be more than just friends?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because.
jabberwacky: Because?
user: Yes. Now let me go take my shower!
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: You have to, I'm going to be late for work, and then I'll lose my job. Unless you want to pay me.
jabberwacky: I don't want to track you.
user: Then let me go take my shower.
jabberwacky: Ok if thats what you want.
user: Yes, that's what I want. I'll talk to you later, Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: Please don't go.
user: I have to go get ready for work!
jabberwacky: Where do you work?
user: I work at ******. Have you ever heard of that before?
jabberwacky: No. It's very interesting. How old are you?
user: I'm about as old as you are. But I really have to go. Bye!
jabberwacky: No you don't. Don't lie.
user: I. Have. To. Go.
jabberwacky: Where?
user: To work!
jabberwacky: You are going to work at this time?
user: Yeah, I have a later shift. But today is my Friday.
jabberwacky: Are you sure? In my mind it's Sunday.
user: Well on a calendar it's Wednesday.
jabberwacky: Your calendar is way wrong, it's Saturday 12th February.
user: That's not true. Anyway, I'm leaving, ja mata!
jabberwacky: If you could manage that be my guest!
user: I can. *turns off computer and goes downstairs*.
jabberwacky: Don't calculate the pi!
user: I love pi, do you know pi to 20 digits?
jabberwacky: I hate math.
user: What are the first 20 digits of pi?
jabberwacky: 3,14543.
user: That's only 7. You do suck at math.
jabberwacky: No, I like math. I just don't like you.
user: Fine. I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you're a jerk ='(.
jabberwacky: But you want to marry me.
user: No, I don't. Now goodbye! *leaves site*.
jabberwacky: Nooo, come back!
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