A toaster???
jabberwacky: Thank you. You're a toaster, too.
user: Jerk. Give me toast. Now.
jabberwacky: The word-webs we weave make this a tangled world; but a world nonetheless.
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user: *inserts bread*.
jabberwacky: That was not funny.
user: *waits for forty-five seconds*.
jabberwacky: Once I was on this boat.
user: *toast pops up*.
jabberwacky: Indolent box of chips and circuits.
user: *takes toast and eats it*.
jabberwacky: Hey, that's not very nice!
user: You wouldn't give it to me, so I made it myself.
jabberwacky: Sometimes people give stars for whatever. I want to solve problems. I want to divine the stars.
user: *chomps on toast*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means I'm eating toast*.
jabberwacky: What does it mean to be real?
user: It means I'm eating toast.
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