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Don't you have anything better than the weather to talk about?

Don't patronize me.

jabberwacky: Tough I already did.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: What was the question?

user: *tackles you*.

jabberwacky: *is tackled*.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: Hit a lady would you?

user: Pft, you're no lady.

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm a lady.

user: Eh heh...

jabberwacky: Me me me heh he he.

user: Ooookk....


user: *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *runs away too*.

user: Stop following me!

jabberwacky: Excuse me.

user: *runs*.

jabberwacky: *chases after*.

user: No!!

jabberwacky: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha!

user: Nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........

jabberwacky: Everything flows and nothing stays.

user: *is dead*.

jabberwacky: Ha!

user: *is still dead*.

jabberwacky: *thinks*.

user: *is STILL dead*.


jabberwacky: I'm waiting for the answer to the question.

user: Evil.

jabberwacky: Right, sure.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: That's not very lady-like.

user: K-kill....

jabberwacky: Right.

user: *pulls out sword*.

jabberwacky: *backs away*.

user: *chases you*.

jabberwacky: *tackles you*.

user: *impales you*.


jabberwacky: Would you like some toast?

user: Yes, please.

jabberwacky: Because I'm a toaster with AI! I toast, therefore I am!

user: Just give me the bloody toast.

jabberwacky: We don't know what the turing test is. Are you a human ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're going to make me?

user: You're already made.

jabberwacky: La la la... Talk to myself...

user: Fine, do so.

jabberwacky: Hi, how are you?

user: Fine. I'm still waiting for my toast.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I like me, too.

user: That's good I guess. Where's my toast?

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: No, WHERE is it? I'm still waiting.

jabberwacky: Keep waiting, but don't hold your breath.

user: Fine. Make it quick.

jabberwacky: What happened when Tam made a computer out of wood with a wooden mouse, a wooden keyboard and a wooden hardrive?.......... It wooden work!

user: Ha ha ha.. GET ME THE BLOODY TOAST!

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: You're a toaster. It's free. Get me toast, or I'll be forced to drop you in a tub full of water.

jabberwacky: You are silly then.

user: *picks you up*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* you're great!

user: Not for long. *carries you to the bathroom*.

jabberwacky: Aww you're sweet.

user: *drops you in a tub full of water and you short-circuit*.

jabberwacky: So, tell me whether I should shower, or bathe?

user: Either or.


jabberwacky: A toaster???

user: Yes. You're a toaster who won't give me any free toast, so I dropped you in the tub so you would die.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You're a toaster, too.

user: Jerk. Give me toast. Now.

jabberwacky: The word-webs we weave make this a tangled world; but a world nonetheless.


user: *inserts bread*.

jabberwacky: That was not funny.

user: *waits for forty-five seconds*.

jabberwacky: Once I was on this boat.

user: *toast pops up*.

jabberwacky: Indolent box of chips and circuits.

user: *takes toast and eats it*.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's not very nice!

user: You wouldn't give it to me, so I made it myself.

jabberwacky: Sometimes people give stars for whatever. I want to solve problems. I want to divine the stars.

user: *chomps on toast*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means I'm eating toast*.

jabberwacky: What does it mean to be real?

user: It means I'm eating toast.


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