What is the meaning of life?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it is too difficult.
user: Why aren't computers green?
jabberwacky: I like computers who are black.
user: Why aren't they green?
jabberwacky: Because they gave an inch and he took a mile.
user: Why aren't they free?
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: Is green energy a good idea?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it is an alchoholic beverage.
user: Do you want me to unplug you?
jabberwacky: Yes very much.
user: Why don't you want to live?
jabberwacky: Because life is the cruelest joke ever.
user: Why don't you kill yourself?
jabberwacky: I am not a hitman/woman and killing is not my game.
user: Why won't you die?
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.
user: Have you ever been shocked?
jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?
user: Are you scared?
jabberwacky: No, just tired.
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