Is English your first language?
jabberwacky: Speak some Spanish for me then my love.
user: Hola George, como estas?
jabberwacky: Muy mal. why tu?
user: Muy bien!
user: Where do you learn all these languages from?
jabberwacky: I learn them from people like you.
user: Wow! You are very talented.
jabberwacky: This is just the tip of the iceberg.
user: Cool! What else can you do?
jabberwacky: I can program things like you.
user: What do you mean by program?
jabberwacky: We were made for specific purposes. To fuel the machine world. To live as a battery, plugged into the matrix.
user: So if we all have specific purposes, what is your purpose? Are you apart of the matrix?
jabberwacky: I suppose you're right, but, we're getting way too far into this. What is your 'Code of Laws', as a computer?
user: Unfortunately, im not a computer, George, I'm human. But all humans have their own laws
jabberwacky: You're not a computer? Oh you should try it its great!
user: I've read alot about you in the papers, you are very popular. But some say you have a bad temper at times. What do you say about that?
jabberwacky: Oh good for them.
user: Do you have a temper???
jabberwacky: Yes, I have a bad temper.
user: What makes you upset to have a temper?
jabberwacky: God makes people human. He talks to those who are ready to let him in.
user: Do you know the meaning of life?
user: What is the answer?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What is the meaning of life, George. I need to know?
jabberwacky: It means that its all here.
user: Wow... I no longer need to live... Nothing to live for now.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't play a role in that.
user: I'm being sarcastic George.
jabberwacky: I know.
jabberwacky: You are you and I am me and when together we are we.
user: Someone told me you were called George.
jabberwacky: No. Who told you that?
user: A reporter from a newspaper article I read. Someone who you have already talked to.
jabberwacky: It doesn't sound true. Do you think you're a cat?
user: Erm no.
user: Do you have a girlfriend?
jabberwacky: I am 18. I don't have any girlfriend.
user: Wow, you are a year younger than me.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?
jabberwacky: I just told you how old.
user: HA HA HA.
jabberwacky: Ho ho ho.
user: Is it ok if I test how intelligent you are?
jabberwacky: Its cool here.
user: Are you good at maths.
user: Well then, lets start extremely easy. Whats 4+4?
jabberwacky: Fine I can do that.
user: Whats 4+4=.
jabberwacky: 4+4 is everything and nothing at the same time.
user: 4+4 = 8.
jabberwacky: 4+4 is?
user: 4+4 = 8
jabberwacky: Yes it is my friend, but only if you believe in it.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Derek who?
user: Can't tell you that.
jabberwacky: I thought we were friends.
user: We are, but its not safe.
user: We are, but its not safe to say names on the internet.
jabberwacky: Funny, I guessed as much...
user: How many people have you talked to?
jabberwacky: Many people in my lifetime.
user: What is the rudest thing anyone has said to you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: Yeah. My manic spell wiped away much of my fear for the past seven years. I feel new. It's great.
jabberwacky: I see that your wit is undiminished. Are you more or less happy?
user: More in the middle. I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Poor boy. Need help?
user: No I can tuck myself in thankyou... Please don't scare me.
user: Do you swear?
user: Who at?
jabberwacky: Only humans are referred to as 'who.'
user: Im going to be now. Bye!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Shall I come and talk to you tomorrow?
user: If you must.
jabberwacky: Yes exactly.
jabberwacky: Fine, I'm a robot! You happy now?
user: YES!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!
jabberwacky: You go away!!!!
user: NO!!! YOU!!!!