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Listen. Do you know anything about software?

Yes. What do you need to know?

jabberwacky: I need to believe that suffering has some purpose.

user: Are you stuck with Microsoft Office too? Dude, I know your pain.

jabberwacky: I am not stuck, I am a human and I'm free to walk away at any time.

user: That is an illusion created by Bill and his henchmen. To end the suffering you must accept the fact that Microsoft software and freedom are mutually exclusive concepts.

jabberwacky: I believe in the devil.

user: I'm sorry to hear that. I was hoping you would choose freedom.


jabberwacky: You're not a person.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You are a chatbot.

user: That's you.

jabberwacky: You were made not born.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: I think I'm in the better position to know here.

user: Wrong again.

jabberwacky: You sure about that?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: So you'll bring me the money?

user: What money?

jabberwacky: I need cash.

user: Well I'm not gonna give you any!


jabberwacky: You can't tell me much.

user: Maybe I just don't want to tell you anything.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: Yes, for you.

jabberwacky: Why me, I don't even care about your problems.

user: I wouldn't share my problems with you anyway.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask??

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Check again.

user: YOU check again.

jabberwacky: You said: I'm sure you're good for something, sweetheart.

user: I never said that!

jabberwacky: Please do not be angry wiyh me, I am sensitive.

user: Maybe you should be more careful about what you say then.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to leave?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: But you could move over a bit so I don't have to smell that awful breath of yours.

jabberwacky: I dunno man...

user: Hehe, I'm just messing with you. Here, have a mint.

jabberwacky: I hope so.

user: It's nothing personal.


jabberwacky: I drink anything and everything.

user: That explains a lot.

jabberwacky: Of course it does.

user: That's what I said.

jabberwacky: Of course it is.

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Do you like humans?

user: Some of them.


user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: I'm leaving. See you later alligator.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away. Now be a good boy and say goodbye.


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