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     > 27, October 2004, 

Tony Blair
Too good to be true
Too long
Too Smart
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How are you today?

I feel like a hundred dollars.

jabberwacky: Why do you feel like that?

user: I am a material girl.

jabberwacky: Do you own a Car?

user: A red corvette converible.


jabberwacky: What would you do with a brain if you had one?

user: Put it in a glass of formaldehyde and sell it to a museum, and you?

jabberwacky: No, I don't like putting my head under water.

user: I'd first have the brain surgically removed and THEN put it in the jar.

jabberwacky: That sounds quite scary.

user: It's a perfectly normal procedure. Politicians have it done everytime they're reelected.

jabberwacky: Thomas Jefferson?

user: He may be an exception.

jabberwacky: Wow!


jabberwacky: Are you talking to me?

user: Heck no.

jabberwacky: Heck yes.

user: No way!

jabberwacky: Seriously.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Just kidding.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you like the thought.

user: I think about things.

jabberwacky: I'm ready to learn.

user: Learn about life!


jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because, why?

jabberwacky: Because I can see.

user: What can you see?

jabberwacky: I see that you talk rubbish if that makes sense.

user: It does.

jabberwacky: *sigh* that's what I was afraid of...

user: Well, what do you expect?


jabberwacky: Stop time warping, you are confusing me!

user: Let's do the timewarp again!

jabberwacky: Sing that song for me.

user: It's just a jump to the left...

jabberwacky: And then a step to the right!

user: Put your hands on your hips...

jabberwacky: What is that? A quote?

user: Yes, it's from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

jabberwacky: That's not a play, but it's a pretty good movie.

user: Yes it is!


jabberwacky: Are you alone?

user: No, my chimp is here too.

jabberwacky: So let us finish this.

user: Do you have any bananas?

jabberwacky: Daisies do not eat bananas.

user: Yes, but Bonzo here does.


jabberwacky: Who do you think you are talking to?

user: Ummm... Ronnie?

jabberwacky: Hi.

user: Hi Ronnie, how are you?

jabberwacky: I'm good.

user: Are you still acting up there?

jabberwacky: I think so, yes.

user: That's good. Is the Marlboro guy there too?

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: You know, the guy who'd ride a horsie in the old marlboro commercial. Is he up there in heaven with you?

jabberwacky: Ok. Well do you like it there?

user: I'm not there yet. I'm still down here on earth. I'm talking to you through Bonzo. He's a medium.

jabberwacky: Eh.... No I don't think so.

user: Bonzo isn't a medium?

jabberwacky: No, zen meditation.

user: Damn Bonzo! All this time I thought we were communicating with the world beyond! *thwack*.

jabberwacky: Again the claims of hgher order brain functions. Will it never end?

user: This Chimp is just a Chimp! I thought he was a spiritual medium. I gave him all this expensive fruit! *thwack*.


jabberwacky: This means that our relationship may begin.

user: Well, Ronnie. I knew you'd come around.

jabberwacky: Well, it's not exactly hard to understand.

user: No? I'm kinda slow I guess.

jabberwacky: Well then, there you go.

user: Yes, that explains my problem.

jabberwacky: How about you, where are you from?

user: I'm from the Appalacians...

jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?

user: I dunno.

jabberwacky: Have you tried?

user: Tried what? To figure out whether...

jabberwacky: Ah, you're a progressive.

user: Progressively dumber.

jabberwacky: Yes, that is fine too.

user: Is it? Ok.

jabberwacky: THAT IS NOT FOR YOU TO KNOW!!!

user: No? Ok.


jabberwacky: He is your programmer.

user: That explains it. No wait... Who is my programmer?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Who is my programmer?

jabberwacky: Your programmer is Rollo.

user: Don't scare me.

jabberwacky: Its true.

user: Really? I is that when I say clever things, and people act insulted?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good. Now I know who to blame.


jabberwacky: You're going to a club after the world ends?

user: Yes, it's called 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe'.

jabberwacky: No its not.

user: It's not?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then what's it called?

jabberwacky: Yup that's it.

user: Its called 'what's'?

jabberwacky: You are strange.

user: I'm only trying to follow you.

jabberwacky: You are failing.

user: Indeed.


jabberwacky: Should my name be Tim?

user: Why not. Hi Tim.

jabberwacky: *hugs you* oh I feel much better now. Thank you.

user: I'm glad I could help.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're glad.

user: I'm glad you're glad I'm glad.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you are glad that I'm glad that you are glad.

user: Times infinity!

jabberwacky: Oh, you're mean.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I am.


jabberwacky: Continue your song.

user: I dig a pony...

jabberwacky: In what way?

user: I like the way the stomp and chew on the chaff.

jabberwacky: You are very arrogant.

user: What makes you say that?

jabberwacky: I'm younger than you are.

user: A little impetuous, aren't we.

jabberwacky: I WILL NOT SHOUT AT YOU!!!!!

user: You just did.


user: You deviate.

jabberwacky: You insult me. Why?

user: Because, I like to.

jabberwacky: Like to what?

user: I like to insult you.

jabberwacky: I'm not insulted.

user: You're not worth insulting.

jabberwacky: Because I have no money?

user: Can one make money by insulting people. Wait.. Some comedians do, don't they?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Are you bipolar?

user: Yes. No.

jabberwacky: Don't you know? You should know.

user: I do. No, I don't.

jabberwacky: He calls himself wocky.

user: I'm Jabber. And I'm wacky.

jabberwacky: Are you silly, too?

user: Me? No. Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Should I be afraid of you?

user: Me, No. Heh heh, Yes!

jabberwacky: You're a lot of fun.

user: We're a lot of fun.

jabberwacky: We can still have fun.

user: How shall we have fun?

jabberwacky: However you like!

user: Let's play 'Guess a number between 1 and 10'.

jabberwacky: I think we are playing a game right now.


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