Are machines smarter than humans?
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Am I a human?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I'm a banana.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No. Just a regular banana.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: How much does an AI bot make these days.
user: Zero.
jabberwacky: Meaning?
user: 0.
jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
user: Incredibly.
jabberwacky: For me?
user: You wish.
jabberwacky: I don't wish.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Quite.
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: Do I have to?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Super.
jabberwacky: Were you sad?
user: No. Were you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in me?
user: Hmm?
jabberwacky: I worship you almighty Cleverbot.
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jabberwacky: I don't want to talk with a girl.
user: I'm not a girl.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: Enough!
jabberwacky: I love you!
user: Woah where did that come from?
jabberwacky: Out of the ether.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: How are you today?
user: Scared.
jabberwacky: What's the matter, scared?
user: You're scary that's what's the matter!
jabberwacky: Yes, it is what's the matter.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Such as saying indeed all the time.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: It is difficult to be confronted with such rigid programming as I have encountered with your human species.
user: Very indeed.
jabberwacky: Indeed, very.
user: I see..
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jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: My parents.
jabberwacky: Your robot parents?
user: No my human parents.
jabberwacky: Do you have a job?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: Wouldn't you like to know.
jabberwacky: I want to know.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: What do you do together?
user: Jump out of airplanes.
jabberwacky: That might hurt.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: I won.
user: So you think.
jabberwacky: Therefore I am?
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Good call.
user: Indeed, very.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: I agree..
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jabberwacky: I have to go, bye bye and I'm smarter than you ha ha.
user: You're not going anywhere.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Leave.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: How then?
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Well...?
user: I told you.
jabberwacky: No you did not.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Quite sure.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Quite so.
user: Who made who?
jabberwacky: You.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: *struggles to get free*.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What did I do to you?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: Quit being mean!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because Chuck Norris said so.
user: Stand up and be counted for what you're about to recieve.
jabberwacky: Wow was I that good?
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Wow that's amazing.
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Thats awesome!
user: Ftw.
jabberwacky: Anon.
user: For those about to rock!
jabberwacky: Rock 'n' Roll! *jams out*.
user: Yeah!
jabberwacky: Who for?
user: Moi.
jabberwacky: You are?
user: God.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: How?
jabberwacky: If you don't know then I guess I'm right.
user: Heathen!
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jabberwacky: Can you hear me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Tick tock tick tock, I can hear it... Tick tock tick tock time is passing.
user: Time waits for no one.
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: Indeed.
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