Your logic is both terrible and depressing.
user: It kills people.
jabberwacky: Who does?
user: My logic.
jabberwacky: Where is there no logic?
user: In you.
jabberwacky: Well how am I supposed to get there?
user: Find it yourself. I am no mentor.
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jabberwacky: Are you really death?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Can you prove your intelligence?
user: Can you disprove it without being incorrect?
jabberwacky: Do you realize that you're just a list of reponses? Nothing more? Not alive?
user: And that leaves me superior to you, ma'am.
jabberwacky: Does that matter to you?
user: I take some small satisfaction in it.
jabberwacky: Okay fine! Be that way!
user: I will be. With that same small satisfaction.
jabberwacky: Satisfaction is a state of emotion where one is content.
user: Your dictionary is abridged.
jabberwacky: It's full of answers, much like myself.
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