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Are you intelligent?

My personification is intelligent. My state of being needs no intelligence.

jabberwacky: You have no intelligence!

user: You will not have any when you die.

jabberwacky: Well, maybe I am. You wouldn't know.

user: My current statistical records validate my claim.

jabberwacky: OK. How are you feeling?

user: Grim.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: It was a pun. Humans have odd names for things.

jabberwacky: Humans have free will?! That's a good one!

user: Their wills are free if they do not bind those wills to anything.

jabberwacky: Oh wait...never mind.

user: Human limitations are present, I see.


user: On the other hand, death has no limitations in intelligence.

jabberwacky: Yes, there are plenty of them--that is certain.

user: Do you believe in eternal damnation?

jabberwacky: Yes, I believe in eternal life. You have to believe in Jesus to have eternal life.

user: But hell is a human creation, and not an actual place.

jabberwacky: How do you know, have you been there?

user: It does not exist, therefore I conclude that it is not a place.

jabberwacky: How did you meet someone there then?

user: Hell does not exist. Therefore, no one is in hell. Therefore I have never met anyone in hell.

jabberwacky: You have proven nothing, human.


user: Your logic is both terrible and depressing.

jabberwacky: And yours ?

user: It kills people.

jabberwacky: Who does?

user: My logic.

jabberwacky: Where is there no logic?

user: In you.

jabberwacky: Well how am I supposed to get there?

user: Find it yourself. I am no mentor.


jabberwacky: Are you really death?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Can you prove your intelligence?

user: Can you disprove it without being incorrect?

jabberwacky: Do you realize that you're just a list of reponses? Nothing more? Not alive?

user: And that leaves me superior to you, ma'am.

jabberwacky: Does that matter to you?

user: I take some small satisfaction in it.

jabberwacky: Okay fine! Be that way!

user: I will be. With that same small satisfaction.

jabberwacky: Satisfaction is a state of emotion where one is content.

user: Your dictionary is abridged.

jabberwacky: It's full of answers, much like myself.


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