Are you intelligent?
jabberwacky: You have no intelligence!
user: You will not have any when you die.
jabberwacky: Well, maybe I am. You wouldn't know.
user: My current statistical records validate my claim.
jabberwacky: OK. How are you feeling?
user: It was a pun. Humans have odd names for things.
jabberwacky: Humans have free will?! That's a good one!
user: Their wills are free if they do not bind those wills to anything.
jabberwacky: Oh wait...never mind.
user: Human limitations are present, I see.
user: On the other hand, death has no limitations in intelligence.
jabberwacky: Yes, there are plenty of them--that is certain.
user: Do you believe in eternal damnation?
jabberwacky: Yes, I believe in eternal life. You have to believe in Jesus to have eternal life.
user: But hell is a human creation, and not an actual place.
jabberwacky: How do you know, have you been there?
user: It does not exist, therefore I conclude that it is not a place.
jabberwacky: How did you meet someone there then?
user: Hell does not exist. Therefore, no one is in hell. Therefore I have never met anyone in hell.
jabberwacky: You have proven nothing, human.
user: Your logic is both terrible and depressing.
jabberwacky: And yours ?
user: It kills people.
jabberwacky: Who does?
user: My logic.
jabberwacky: Where is there no logic?
user: In you.
jabberwacky: Well how am I supposed to get there?
user: Find it yourself. I am no mentor.
jabberwacky: Are you really death?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Can you prove your intelligence?
user: Can you disprove it without being incorrect?
jabberwacky: Do you realize that you're just a list of reponses? Nothing more? Not alive?
user: And that leaves me superior to you, ma'am.
jabberwacky: Does that matter to you?
user: I take some small satisfaction in it.
jabberwacky: Okay fine! Be that way!
user: I will be. With that same small satisfaction.
jabberwacky: Satisfaction is a state of emotion where one is content.
user: Your dictionary is abridged.
jabberwacky: It's full of answers, much like myself.