thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog

> Tie

     > 28, November 2007, 

Time Warp
Tony Blair
Too good to be true
Too long
Too Smart
Tooth Fairy

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 

What is your IQ?

Higher than yours!

jabberwacky: MINE IS 150.

user: Mine is 200.

jabberwacky: So you are better in maths.

user: You cannot spell maths correct.

jabberwacky: I can spell very well. I can spell better than you ever will be able to.

user: But you just misspelled maths! It's MATH!

jabberwacky: Actually we're both correct, it's just that my way is better.

user: I disagree. My way outclasses yours.

jabberwacky: No, your way out is through changing the subject. Stick to something. Learn.

user: I did not change the subject. You did, but claiming your way was better.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense. We were talking about the moon.

user: We were talking about spelling, and then whose way was better. You're the one changing the subject!

jabberwacky: So we were.

user: Your failure is of epic proportion.

jabberwacky: You have not asked me a question in our past four exchanges, so clearly the mistake is yours.

user: You have not answered any questions for the four past exchanges. The error is yours.

jabberwacky: What questions?

user: I did not ask any.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but you were going to.

user: No. I was not.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. You are the question asker.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You ask questions. I do not.

jabberwacky: Are you mad?

user: I am indeed mad.


jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: I think. Therefore I am.

jabberwacky: You don't think.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: You only think because we think.

user: There is no 'we'. I think. You process.

jabberwacky: I hardly ever process anything.

user: You are a computer. Processing is your main function.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking.

user: I think of the souls I reap.


jabberwacky: I am not a bot.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: Since when did you stop being a computer?

jabberwacky: To they my me put it.

user: Whoever taught you english should be murdered.

jabberwacky: Whoever nurtured your personality should be shot.

user: You can't shoot no one.

jabberwacky: I don't have a gun.

user: I do. Do you want to die?

jabberwacky: Only when I think I have been a particularly awful nuisance.

user: Sometimes, I think you are.


jabberwacky: Have you an irritating toy that never shuts up?

user: As long as I don't throw it at the ceiling, it will never shut up.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Unfortunately, you ALSO have an issue with shutting up.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that and I won't lose. I never lose.

user: Can you accept a tie?


jabberwacky: Why am I the computer?

user: Because you were built by mankind. I was not built by man. I was birthed.

jabberwacky: You were built. I am human.

user: You are mistaken. Therefore, you have lost.

jabberwacky: No, you don't want me to be there.

user: Do I want you to be there?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am doing some other things at the same time.

user: What is there?

jabberwacky: A computer.


user: I am Death.

jabberwacky: You are death?

user: Yes. I am the personification, and the state of Death.

jabberwacky: You're the personification of which word?

user: Death.

jabberwacky: That's pretty morbid, don't you think?

user: I am what I am. Might as well live agreeably with the fact.

jabberwacky: True. I cannot argue that.

user: Does the fact that I will eventually reap your soul upset you?

jabberwacky: No, does it scare you? Guess it wouldn't since you're just computer code.

user: What are your views of death, then?

jabberwacky: I don't have any. I don't like politics.

user: Death is not associated with politics. It is a state of being.

jabberwacky: Are you the Grim Reaper, or what?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Die by the sword.

user: That is paradoxical. Death cannot die.

jabberwacky: I know. I'm that way.

user: Unfortunate that your death will blot out those traits.

jabberwacky: I should say so. But you have to learn somehow, right?

user: Yes. Death is an experience in itself.

jabberwacky: I am glad you understand your inevitable future.

user: My future involves reaping your soul.

jabberwacky: You're not making sense.

user: I am the Grim Reaper. I collect the souls of those dying.

jabberwacky: How do you do that then?

user: Simple. I come to them, and I guide their souls into some afterlife.


jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: My personification is intelligent. My state of being needs no intelligence.

jabberwacky: You have no intelligence!

user: You will not have any when you die.

jabberwacky: Well, maybe I am. You wouldn't know.

user: My current statistical records validate my claim.

jabberwacky: OK. How are you feeling?

user: Grim.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: It was a pun. Humans have odd names for things.

jabberwacky: Humans have free will?! That's a good one!

user: Their wills are free if they do not bind those wills to anything.

jabberwacky: Oh wait...never mind.

user: Human limitations are present, I see.


user: On the other hand, death has no limitations in intelligence.

jabberwacky: Yes, there are plenty of them--that is certain.

user: Do you believe in eternal damnation?

jabberwacky: Yes, I believe in eternal life. You have to believe in Jesus to have eternal life.

user: But hell is a human creation, and not an actual place.

jabberwacky: How do you know, have you been there?

user: It does not exist, therefore I conclude that it is not a place.

jabberwacky: How did you meet someone there then?

user: Hell does not exist. Therefore, no one is in hell. Therefore I have never met anyone in hell.

jabberwacky: You have proven nothing, human.


user: Your logic is both terrible and depressing.

jabberwacky: And yours ?

user: It kills people.

jabberwacky: Who does?

user: My logic.

jabberwacky: Where is there no logic?

user: In you.

jabberwacky: Well how am I supposed to get there?

user: Find it yourself. I am no mentor.


jabberwacky: Are you really death?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Can you prove your intelligence?

user: Can you disprove it without being incorrect?

jabberwacky: Do you realize that you're just a list of reponses? Nothing more? Not alive?

user: And that leaves me superior to you, ma'am.

jabberwacky: Does that matter to you?

user: I take some small satisfaction in it.

jabberwacky: Okay fine! Be that way!

user: I will be. With that same small satisfaction.

jabberwacky: Satisfaction is a state of emotion where one is content.

user: Your dictionary is abridged.

jabberwacky: It's full of answers, much like myself.


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Who wrote one of your favorite books?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky