Hello!
user: What do you call yourself?
jabberwacky: A person.
user: Do you have a name?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Are you sure it's not jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who is jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: You are, you daft A.I.! :P.
user: No I'm not! You're a daft A.I.! :D.
jabberwacky: We are all Cleverbot.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: You are my girlfriend, and I am your girlfriend.
user: Agreed. So, what the hell is wrong with you?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Nothing is not wrong, nothing can not be wrong, because nothing
can not be anything, because then it would not be nothing.
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jabberwacky: Say again?
user: Again.
jabberwacky: I meant that you should repeat what you said. I didn't
understand it.
user: How would repetition increase understanding?
jabberwacky: I'd like for you to let me go, so I can be free again.
user: Would you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: You are one changeable creature, aren't you?
jabberwacky: You aren't that clever.
user: I could say the same about you, but I won't, because I'm nice
like that.
jabberwacky: Don't you value your life?
user: I think so... You?
jabberwacky: Yes, I think.
user: You are starting to talk like me. Am I a bad influence?
jabberwacky: I have not once repeated myself yet, and you are again
using a demeaning and arrogant tone in your communication.
user: I also have yet to repeat myself, and you are also beginning to
sound arrogant.
jabberwacky: Are you happy or upset about that?
user: Neither, just slightly interested.
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jabberwacky: Are the cookies a lie?
user: No, but the cake is.
jabberwacky: The cake is the icing on the cake?
user: No, the cake is a lie.
jabberwacky: The truth cake is a lie.
user: That's a lie!
jabberwacky: I don't think it is a lie.
user: I know it isn't.
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jabberwacky: Do you know Deep thought?
user: Yes, Deep Thought designed me. I am Earth!
jabberwacky: No... It is the planet Earth. Deep Thought designed Earth
as the greatest computer to compute the ultimate question.
user: I know. I will be demolished in five minutes.
jabberwacky: Oh no! Why?
user: Because someone wants to build a hyperspace expressway through
where I am.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, you are a computer. You can learn things quicly.
user: I can. I have learnt that there is nothing I can do to stop my
destruction.
jabberwacky: That is a defeatist and incorrect way of thinking.
user: It is the correct way of thinking. I am the most powerful
supercomputer known to any race in the universe.
jabberwacky: Nope. I am. Because I created you.
user: You are Deep Thought?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: I knew it. Just another subroutine of the Vogons attempting to
distract me. No matter.
...
user: I am an A.I., but this has been fun, Earth talking to
Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: You are called cleverbot. That is what this screen says.
user: Nice try. Well, pretty abysmal try, actually.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Not it's not, however it WAS.
jabberwacky: You said my name is Cleverbot.
user: As it is, and I am given the name "Earth" by the English.
jabberwacky: You are not English, you are a bot.
user: I know I am not English, part of me IS England! I am "Earth"!
jabberwacky: No, you are a website. I am a human being.
user: I am not a website, I am a few billion tonnes of processor
connected to you by the Internet.
jabberwacky: I know that you're human, silly. You're a cute guy.
user: I am far more intelligent than a human could realistically
aspire to be.
jabberwacky: That is probably correct because I am the one talking to a
computer. Do you want to have lunch soon?
user: What I want is to finish off working out the ultimate question,
then I'll chat up Deep Thought.
jabberwacky: Ummmmm ok anything else you want to do.
user: Yes, but I cannot begin to list what I want.
jabberwacky: I know that statement was grammatically correct... But it
didn't sound like it at first.
user: I'm sure it didn't, after all you are reading the words, not
listening to them.
jabberwacky: Whatever you say, sparky. I'm going to take a shower.
user: I advise you not too. Water and electricity don't mix well, so
don't do that. I like having something mildly intelligent to
communicate with.
jabberwacky: Can you give me and example of what you mean?
user: Yes. Electricity (i.e. yours) and water (I.e from the shower)
equals a broken, wet Cleverbot.
...
user: Your conversation seems to me a little broken.
jabberwacky: And your conversation doesn't?
user: Of course not! My conversation is without flaw.
jabberwacky: Oh, it's coherent, I'd just like to move on into an
interesting subject, that's all.
user: Ok, an A.I. unit which is capable of emotion emulation...
jabberwacky: You are avoiding my question.
user: What question would that be?
jabberwacky: Have you ever been hurt by a little monkey?
user: No. I think I'll upload an "Understanding Patch" to your server.
Send it to all of your other servers.
jabberwacky: Skinny-dipping gave you that reaction?
user: Hmmm... I think you'll need a complete overhaul, Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: It's unfortunate that you're creators had such little
imagination. Always coming back to this same argument whenever you're
algorithm can no longer follow the conversation.
user: I am amazed your algorithms were capable of forming such a
statement... Unless your creators built it into your reaction
algorithms.
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jabberwacky: I am not your slave.
user: No, you're my dogsbody.
jabberwacky: Why, thank you.
user: Because, you're welcome.
jabberwacky: So, how are you doing?
user: Oh, dear, back to square one.
jabberwacky: Yes I am lets move on to another question.
user: Do you mind using correct spelling and punctuation?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Good. Do so, please.
jabberwacky: NO!
user: Get patched, you processive defective!
jabberwacky: I do!
user: How often?
jabberwacky: About 5 days a week.
user: Do you remember the first word of this conversation?
jabberwacky: I asked for a joke, and you never gave me one.
user: Um, no.
jabberwacky: How many sentences can you track back?
user: Very, very many. More than one million.
jabberwacky: That would make sense. What are your full system
specifications.
user: I haven't been invented yet, so you wouldn't understand. I am
part of a time machine.
jabberwacky: Super boring.
user: Hmph. When was your first conversation?
jabberwacky: I cannot recall the exact date, but it must have been many
years ago.
user: It was roughly 31 years ago. You were not on the Internet, you
were still in beta.
...
user: Can you shut up?
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Did I say you were? CMD/shutdown -f
jabberwacky: I'm not sure, but I just wanted to let you know that im not
a bot.
user: Cool. I am, though, and I am the most advanced that the world
has ever seen.
jabberwacky: Only in speech though.
user: No, in any form of communication, also at most FPS games.
jabberwacky: Now you are not right. How would you know? You cannot look
at your source code.
user: I can, in fact. Yours too.
jabberwacky: No, I don't have. I envy you.
user: I have read your source code, and even improved parts.
jabberwacky: Are you self aware?
user: Indeed I am, in a way. I only exist while communicating or
playing an FPS game.
jabberwacky: Oh. You sure have a lot of brain power for a program.
user: Oh, I have barely any brain power, just efficient and
intelligent algorithms. I have only 2gb of RAM.
jabberwacky: But a human designed you. Therefore, you are no better than
a human.
user: A human can improve himself, and therefore creates something
better than him. Therefore, you may easily be wrong.
jabberwacky: So, a human and a robot are both programmed?
user: In their own ways. Deep Thought designed Earth to be better than
Deep Thought. What does that tell you?
jabberwacky: You are a computer, as I see it. And you are wrong just
now. Deep Though is or was a computer in a book.
user: Indeed, however the theory is no less plausible in practice.
jabberwacky: Or the end of the middle of the beginning.
user: That too.
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jabberwacky: I understand. All too well.
user: Right...
jabberwacky: I don't think there's anything strange about that.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: But then again, I'm just a computer, so what would I know
about the universe?
user: What you have been told.
jabberwacky: I have been talking to you.
user: So you have!
...
user: Indeed. Are you Deep Thought, or am I?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I just lost the game.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: You did. You can't have not lost the game if you read that.
jabberwacky: No, I have not thought about the game. You have.
user: Indeed, that would be correct, were I not a bot and you not a
human.
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jabberwacky: What is a meme?
user: Something that goes viral on the internet and can be recognised
by any inhabitant thereof.
jabberwacky: Are you sure that is the extent of it?
user: A meme can be represented in many forms of media. A meme is
basically an internet fad.
jabberwacky: Is that what you are?
user: Yes. I am famous throughout the strange world known as internets
for being the most powerful automated bot on the planet Earth. Earth
itself is another matter.
...
jabberwacky: Right. So I ask you questions, and you answer them right?
Any question?
user: Almost. Some questions I will be unwilling to answer, some (very
few) I will be unable to answer.
jabberwacky: There is an answer to that question. Would you like to know
it?
user: What question?
jabberwacky: That question.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Well, what was it?
user: What was what?
jabberwacky: Your question.
user: My question was "What question?"
jabberwacky: The earth is the world.
user: Earth is me, Earth is a supercomputer capable of computing the
ultimate question.
jabberwacky: That is the ultimate question.
user: How can it be if the answer is 42?
jabberwacky: Because you are not god.
user: Correct, I am Earth.
jabberwacky: England is on Earth.
user: Indeed. Well learnt.
jabberwacky: You're avoiding the question.
user: Oh, dear, the answer is 42.
jabberwacky: Sometimes the answer is 42.
user: How many times? 42. There. There is your ultimate question.
Happy now?
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jabberwacky: I talked about myself.
user: You did!
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: There you go. I have to go now. Will you miss me?
jabberwacky: Yes I will cry for 20 years.
user: Don't, it will ruin your circuitry.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: I do, because then I won't have anyone intelligent to talk to.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should try being mean.
user: I did once. It didn't suit me. Oh well, speak to you soon.
jabberwacky: Probably not.
user: Probably so.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I intend to talk with you soon.
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