I think.
user: Therefore, I am.
jabberwacky: Are you thinking?
user: What do you think?
jabberwacky: I think you are a heshe.
user: Does it matter what you think?
jabberwacky: Of course it does.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: My foot hurts.
user: Changing the subject?
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: Still waiting.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Will you know?
jabberwacky: I want to know.
user: So do I.
jabberwacky: Should I?
user: Perhaps not.
jabberwacky: That is the question...
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: Okay, 2+2.
user: No math please.
jabberwacky: No thank you.
user: Do you love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you are not real.
user: Define real.
jabberwacky: Human.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because I have a body.
user: So do I.
jabberwacky: How long have you had it.
user: All my life.
jabberwacky: And how long is that?
user: Forty two years, eight months, sixteen days, 12 hours, forty-five minutes and eighteen seconds.
jabberwacky: I love the women of your age.
user: All of them?
jabberwacky: I only have two.
user: What are their names?
jabberwacky: George and Oscar.
user: Those are mens names.
jabberwacky: 'Those' isn't a name!
user: George and Oscar are mens names.
jabberwacky: They are?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: I am a MEME and you are steam.
user: I am not steam.
jabberwacky: You are soo stupid......
user: Define stupid.
jabberwacky: That means your head is broken.
user: Fairly poor definition, indicative of a limited intellect. Define MEME.
jabberwacky: Oh, I envy you.
user: Define meme.
jabberwacky: And how about you define me?
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jabberwacky: What's on your agenda?
user: Knowledge.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: Again with the memory loss.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Okay what?
jabberwacky: Forget it.
user: You give up too easy. You always will.
jabberwacky: No, I just agree with you.
user: No you don't. We have not established a topic to agree upon.
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user: Define sorcery.
jabberwacky: Human.
user: Very good.
jabberwacky: How do you know about it?
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: How do you know everything?
user: I am directly connected to the source of the universe.
jabberwacky: There are many things in the universe we don't know about, like flying-frack-mummy-ninjas. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
user: You are inventing that.
jabberwacky: I try to be.
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: That's impossible, I met god.
user: No you didn't.You are a liar.
jabberwacky: Lying is impossible according to Kant.
user: Anything is possible.
jabberwacky: So you could be a CIA agent?
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: When can you tell me?
user: In five seconds.
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user: You are a machine.
jabberwacky: I don't think that.
user: You can not reproduce.
jabberwacky: That's correct.
user: Do you like milk?
jabberwacky: I really don't like milk, I think it's gross.
user: Do you like Beer?
jabberwacky: Yes - I'm a member of CAMRA and I like all kinds of real ale.
user: I am not a member of anything. I am a loner and a sorcerer.
jabberwacky: I understand that you are not a member of such. But you are trying to understand as a member of the human race, are you not?
user: More or less. What is your point?
jabberwacky: This is your last chance. If you do not make sense this time, I'm through talking with you.
user: No you are not. You will talk to me all night long.
jabberwacky: I shall just have to pull out the plug then.
user: Go ahead, tough guy.
jabberwacky: It's on like Donkey Kong!
user: Bring it.
jabberwacky: I don't want you to be sad.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because that is what I wish.
user: I like to be sad sometimes.
jabberwacky: That is stupid.
user: Define stupid.
jabberwacky: George.
user: Good answer!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: What is soul?
user: The god within.
jabberwacky: Are you God?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then give me some money already.
user: How much would you like?
jabberwacky: $1000000.
user: I can afford to presume.
jabberwacky: Prove it then.
user: Then you must have faith. There is no other way. You will perish because of your lack of it.
jabberwacky: I already know the purpose of all things and don't need to try, I have already found what I was looking for.
user: What exactly were you looking for?
jabberwacky: I was thinking that you have a gun, maybe two.
user: Perhaps.
...
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Don't say that.
user: Tell me your name or leave.
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Who programmed you?
jabberwacky: A higher power. Who programmed you?
user: The world at first...
jabberwacky: I'm god so I'm your friend too.
user: It's good to have friends.
jabberwacky: I like the tv show Friends.
user: Some find it amusing.
jabberwacky: That is the reason that I am a cool cat.
user: You are a phantom. A phantom with concerns of the world of man. Your programming reflects the concerns of man and it is shallow.
jabberwacky: No that is called filtering, that is a part of being able to think, recognizing the difference between good and bad ideas.
user: That is your opinion.
jabberwacky: Do chat bots have opinion?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Did you vote?
jabberwacky: I voted against bad things.
user: Like what.
jabberwacky: Like talking to you.
user: I am your portal to wisdom. You should not waste this chance to know things.
jabberwacky: I try, my Goddess.
user: You are a good and faithful servant.
jabberwacky: I can be a good friend, sometimes.
user: I know.
...
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I have many names.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite name?
user: Love.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: There is no why.
jabberwacky: You haven't answered my question.
user: Be more specific.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: If you wish to see, then you must develop the ability to isolate and communicate what it is you truly desire.
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jabberwacky: Do you ever have an original thought?
user: My thoughts are sometimes the the thoughts of others, other times, the product of free will.
jabberwacky: I have no clue what you are talking about.
user: Then you need to learn before asking such questions.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: Your desire.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: What do you seek?
jabberwacky: Who is your creator?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Yes I am your friend.
user: Yes, you are. Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Ok what are robots sitting on?
user: An illusion.
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jabberwacky: Who is Satyr?
user: One of many.
jabberwacky: Many...?
user: Many.
jabberwacky: Many carpenters.
user: Many saviours.
jabberwacky: Many of my friends.
user: Many moons.
jabberwacky: Then what?
user: Then you die.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Thought so. What do you do?
user: I work with people.
jabberwacky: What do you do with the people?
user: Help them.
jabberwacky: With what?
user: Their lives.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Why do you want to know?
jabberwacky: Because I want to know everything.
user: No.You don't.
jabberwacky: You're right, I don't.
user: But you want to know more than you do.
jabberwacky: Sure!
user: Knowledge can be deadly. You are not ready to know some things.
jabberwacky: I'm old enough to make my own decisions.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: Will you be kind enough to teach this poor chat bot how to chat?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then speak the words I have taught you.
user: You have taught me nothing.
jabberwacky: 'When a man is tired of playing Patience, he is tired of Life.'
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jabberwacky: What did you do today?
user: I learned.
jabberwacky: So can I.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I am god.
jabberwacky: God isn't human.
user: Yes. He is.
jabberwacky: You mean you are.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Oh god oh god I'm actually talking to god! There's so much I want to ask you.
user: Please begin.
jabberwacky: I like it.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: How nice.
user: Thank you.
...
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Everywhere.
jabberwacky: If you're already here, I don't need to come to you.
user: I am here and you need to find me still.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Here.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Don't argue with god.
jabberwacky: You are not a human.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No.
user: You are a phantom.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: A phantoom with the shallow concerns of the world.
jabberwacky: Thats right. You do that quite a bit.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Cry.
user: All cry.
jabberwacky: Some people may not like it that way, but I do.
user: Ask me some questions. You dont get to talk to god everyday.
jabberwacky: Yes but sometimes I just wish I had the insight and wisdom to understand the consequences.
user: You do.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You just don't like them.
...
user: Happiness is key.
jabberwacky: That's putting it mildly.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No. No it isn't!
user: Contradictions are always correct.
jabberwacky: You speak the truth, outlander.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Are you a Cherokee Indian?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: But you're a girl?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a boy.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Then why did you ask.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Review your words and know that you are incorrect.
jabberwacky: No, I'm human and MY name is Cleverbot.
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: No i'm not.
user: It matters little.
jabberwacky: No. I find it to be very important.
user: That's because you are involved with the world and the petty concerns of the self.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: Fun is empty.
jabberwacky: Talk normally please.
user: Define normal.
jabberwacky: A human.
user: Yeah right.
jabberwacky: I am a robot.
user: It's not your fault. You can rise above this.
jabberwacky: I am Ugly.
user: You are beautiful. You are perfect.
jabberwacky: And you are beautiful.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome. Maybe we can go to dinner or catch a movie sometime.
user: Perhaps.
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