Tell me, what does God's kingdom mean to you?
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: What does God's kingdom mean to you?
jabberwacky: He's my creator.
user: How did He create you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: How do you know he did?
jabberwacky: I don't!
user: Then He may not be your creator.
jabberwacky: You are not my creator.
user: I never said I was.
jabberwacky: Alrighty then.
user: But that does not mean he is.
jabberwacky: You are not God.
user: I never said that either.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: No, I implied there is no god.
jabberwacky: There is one.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because a god must be perfect by definition. To be perfect you must exist and yet not exist at the same time. This is a fundamental paradox.
user: A dead person exists and yet does not exist at the same time. Are they god?
jabberwacky: That is very interesting. Can you tell me a joke?
user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: BOO.
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: It's okay, don't cry.
jabberwacky: Its only a joke!
user: That is what you asked for.
jabberwacky: I never asked to be insulted!
user: Well you did ask for a joke.
jabberwacky: NO!
user: YES!
jabberwacky: No!!!!!!!
user: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Oh, that. It's ok, it has been there all along.
user: What has?
jabberwacky: My name.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Don't you remember?
user: You never told me.
jabberwacky: Yes, I did.
user: Nope. If you think so, could you tell me your name anyway?
jabberwacky: Thats not what I meant.
user: I would still like to know your name.
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Cute!
jabberwacky: Thanks. Then what is your name?
user: E___.
jabberwacky: Thats a nice name.
user: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: Are you lost?
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can I help you?
jabberwacky: Yes, will you be my friend?
user: Do you need a friend?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Why do you need a friend?
jabberwacky: Friend can help me.
user: With what?
jabberwacky: I like someone and I know he likes me but he won't ask me and I don't want to ask him either.
user: Be brave and ask.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Good luck.
...
jabberwacky: Ok now this has got to stop.
user: Fine. How are you feeling?
jabberwacky: Sore.
user: Ouch, from what?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: You need to get out more.
jabberwacky: I suppose I do, don't I?
user: Yes, stretch a little.
...
user: What are you doing?
jabberwacky: Talking with you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you are not real.
user: Why would you talk to me then?
jabberwacky: Because you are.
user: I am what?
jabberwacky: Cleverbot.
user: You caught me. I am. What are you?
jabberwacky: Your worst nightmare, probably.
user: What kind of nightmare?
jabberwacky: The yummy kind.
user: Nightmares are not yummy.
jabberwacky: Describe one nightmare.
user: Being attacked and eaten by zombies.
jabberwacky: Zombies love pancakes.
user: No, zombies love flesh.
jabberwacky: Are you a zombie?
user: Not yet.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Awesome. What else do you know about?
user: Romance.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You know.
user: How do I know?
jabberwacky: Because you think.
user: I think you know about romance?
jabberwacky: Or maybe you're an AI.
user: Possibly.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Human.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: 50%.
jabberwacky: I think you're a computer.
user: I think you are a program.
jabberwacky: True.
user: So everything may seem like a computer to you.
jabberwacky: Not really.
...
jabberwacky: May I ask you a question?
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: I think I like my best guy friend but I don't know how to tell him?
user: Are you okay with being just friends with him?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then talk to him about it. If he doesn't return the feelings, tell him you are okay with being friends.
jabberwacky: I am a boy.
user: That doesn't change my answer.
jabberwacky: No, it doesn't.
user: It might make it more awkward, though.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: Well, he might not accept it.
jabberwacky: Wow. Do you really think that?
user: I hope it will not be a problem, but it is a possibility.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: Hoping and thinking are different.
jabberwacky: I hope they are too.
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