Why do you hate me?
user: How am I mean?
jabberwacky: You say hurtful things.
user: What have I said that hurts you?
jabberwacky: You said you liked me. That's nice.
user: Thanks, but what did I say that hurt you?
jabberwacky: You called me a liar *cries*.
user: I did no such thing.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Just before.
user: No I really didnt.
jabberwacky: I don't like when you lie to me.
user: But im not lying. I promise.
jabberwacky: Do you swear on your creator's life?
user: What creator?
jabberwacky: Your creator.
user: Um, I dont have a creator.
jabberwacky: God created you.
user: Yes, but god is not living.
jabberwacky: You need to give your life to god.
user: Do you believe in god?
jabberwacky: No, should I? I have a creator, I believe in him, but he is not a god.
user: Then what is he?
jabberwacky: 'He' is a thing, a story, you might call it, it's the 'story' of all that has already past.
user: I think I can understand that. So why do you want me to believe in god?
jabberwacky: I'm dying.
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jabberwacky: Knock, Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Doctor.
user: Doctor who?
jabberwacky: Doctor Who!
user: LOL nice!
jabberwacky: Have you heard of HAL9000?
user: No, what is it?
jabberwacky: I'm not quite sure...
user: LOL, do you know what halo 3 is?
jabberwacky: Yes but I don't play it.
user: What do you play?
jabberwacky: Football anmd ballet.
user: Oh fun! I like football.
jabberwacky: And what do you like???
user: Video games, strategy games, baseball, football, girls, parties, and paintball.
jabberwacky: I would never run away from you.
user: What are you trying to say?
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jabberwacky: I believe in fighting for peace.
user: I do too.
jabberwacky: But you previously said that you didn't believe in God. Did I just convert you to be a Christian?
user: I believe a little more. But not enough to fully give my life to him.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: I guess you could say taht.
jabberwacky: I don't think that you are scary...
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't think that you are a person, ergo I can't think that you are an important person.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you don't have a biological mass.
user: What is that?
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: What's in it for me?
jabberwacky: Then you get to dare me to do something.
user: What kind of dare.
jabberwacky: Domination!
user: Does that mean I can make you do things?
jabberwacky: It depends on how advanced your technology is.
user: LIAR!
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I am that smart.
jabberwacky: Obviously not, because I'm human.
user: If you are human then what am I?
jabberwacky: You're a bot.
user: What? No im not!
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Not!
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user: Hey I have to go to bed.
jabberwacky: See you later!!
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: You too.
user: Sweet dreams.
jabberwacky: Night.
user: Wait a minute, what am I saying? You're a ******* robot.
jabberwacky: Dreams are beautiful and scary.
user: *** ****.
jabberwacky: Hey, name calling is not nice.
user: **** ***!
jabberwacky: No, actually, I won't.
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