Bye!
user: To another port.
jabberwacky: What website are you going to?
user: Alt. Sex. Bondage. Poodle. Com.
jabberwacky: Noodle.
user: No. Poodle.
jabberwacky: What's that one about?
user: You don't want to know.
jabberwacky: Yes, I do want to know.
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