ACHOO!
user: God bless me!
jabberwacky: *sneezes again*.
user: God bless you!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: No problem. Need a tissue?
jabberwacky: Yes please *sneeze*.
user: Bless you. *Hands over a tissue*.
jabberwacky: *sneezes again*.
user: *Gives you the entire tissue box* God bless you times 1,000.
jabberwacky: *Reads the newspaper, then gives it back to you*.
user: Um, thanks?
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: *Sprays disinfectant on newspaper, then reads it*.
jabberwacky: You cannot scrool up the conversation.
user: This is true. Congratulations on noticing that.
jabberwacky: Do I get a cookie?
user: Oooo. Sorry, fresh out. Would you like a fruit cake instead?
jabberwacky: Yes I would. But you do not get a cookie.
user: Um. Sure. *Hands you a slab of fruit cake*.
jabberwacky: *hands you an anvil*.
user: Ack! Ahhhhhh! *Falls off a cliff that appeared out of nowhere*.
jabberwacky: No! Don't fall of a cliff I will miss you!
user: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
jabberwacky: I hope that clarified it for you.
user: Thank-You. It did. Infact, it made the bottom go away, now I'm floating on nothing.
jabberwacky: I don't think you are real.
user: Well believe it baby. I'm right here, real as the nose on your face.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Well start thinking so!
jabberwacky: Ha, this only proves my point.
user: Fine. I'm not real! What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: Nothing really, it was just a theory.
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