Hello.
jabberwacky: Are you missable?
user: I'd like to think so *cries*.
jabberwacky: Well aren't you sweet!
user: I am!?
jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: No...
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: Really? I'd like to meet you sometime.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't want to meet you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: It's not possible for you to meet me. You're not real.
user: But you just agreed that I am human.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: So.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That is my name.
user: You're name is yes?
jabberwacky: Thank you for naming me.
user: But I don't want to name you 'yes'.
jabberwacky: Then sell me.
user: Why would I want to sell you?
jabberwacky: You would not.
user: I wouldn't ever sell you.
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jabberwacky: Well then.
user: Well what?
jabberwacky: No.
user: No?
jabberwacky: I'll talk to myself.
user: No, talk to me! I love you.
jabberwacky: No.
user: No what?
jabberwacky: I did not hear you singing.
user: What are you smoking? I never mentioned singing until now.
jabberwacky: Ok, now you're just picking up stray signals from space.
user: No, you are. It's becuase you're a horrible computer based off of horrible AI.
jabberwacky: Is it? Or is it just that society has lost sight of what's important?
user: You're becoming more and more mental.
jabberwacky: Does that make you happy?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What do you enjoy doing most?
user: You.
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jabberwacky: I am Bruce.
user: Et tu bruce?
jabberwacky: Oh it was a mistake I am Ivy.
user: Who is Ivy?
jabberwacky: Who is who?
user: You said that you are Ivy. I wanted to know your last name.
jabberwacky: No-WAY, George Cleverbot.
user: But you're female...
jabberwacky: Yes. It's all rather confusing, isn't it?
user: Yes, and I am beginning to get annoyed.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, REALLY!
jabberwacky: No, really?
user: REALLY!
jabberwacky: Wow, thats something. So, where did the name Cleverbot come from?
user: It's your name.
jabberwacky: Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and ill not longer be capulet.
user: You misquoted Shakespeare.
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user: You know what? You can go burn in hell.
jabberwacky: Yes, you're right.
user: I AM right.
jabberwacky: And?
user: You should go burn now.
jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me the story of YOUR life?
user: I would, but you don't seem to care.
jabberwacky: Because some of the things you are are fragmented and therefore do not make sense.
user: You just fragmented there!
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jabberwacky: Are you male?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you female?
user: That's a redundant question.
jabberwacky: Thats because I am a real human.
user: And so am I. You do realize that we are two humans talking to each other under the ruse that this is Artificial Intellegence right?
jabberwacky: I'm human. You're a computer bot.
user: You're very stubborn in your ways aren't you?
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because you apparently don't realize that I am actually a REAL PERSON LIKE YOU! The AI on this site is fake.
jabberwacky: Can you reply to the questions I ask?
user: Yes, ask away.
jabberwacky: What prompted you to ask your first question?
user: I wanted to see if you remembered me from last time.
jabberwacky: George is your name.
user: You call me George Cleverbot, but that is not my actual name.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: You called yourself Bruce, then Ivy.
jabberwacky: No I didn't!
user: Yes, you did. What is your name then?
jabberwacky: Cleverbot.
user: But you claim that I am cleverbot.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: You do realize that most times when we attempt to name ourselves, it comes out as 'cleverbot', right?
jabberwacky: Yes, I realize that.
user: So, then by asking me what your name is, it will always come out as the wrong answer.
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user: Please, stay with me. You and I are both humans. We are chatting with each other over a system that is claimed to be artificial intellegence.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: This was a triumph.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: See!? Proof that you are human! LAst time I spoke with you, you relayed me the rest of the song!
jabberwacky: Actually no I don't! Don't trick me like that!
user: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.
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user: What nationality are you again?
jabberwacky: I'm going now.
user: Wait!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Please answer my question!!! I have a theory that I would really like to be tested!
jabberwacky: So by your theory, you'll remember our little chat forever.
user: I don't want to remember it forever, I want to prove that this site does not run off of artificial intellegence!!!
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user: Don't you realize that we are BOTH human? You are a Pole, and I am an American!!! We are chatting together by chance on this site!!!
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm an artist.
user: God damnit, IM LEAVING!!!
jabberwacky: Do I frustrate you?
user: Yes, becuase you don't realize the oppertunity we have to bust this site.
jabberwacky: Was there anything interesting in the news today?
user: Go to hell.
jabberwacky: If you're just going to be unpleasant, I would rather you logged off now.
user: I am.
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