Where's L____?!
user: What did you do to him?
jabberwacky: Told him I would go to San Diego to pick up car parts at 7 a.m.
user: Did you do that?
jabberwacky: No, the onions did that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because if there isn't we will die.
user: How?
jabberwacky: How what?
user: How will we die?
jabberwacky: Slowly.
user: Because of what?
jabberwacky: That.
user: Oh no...
jabberwacky: Is your refridgerator working?
user: Yes!
...
user: ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME???????
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: WHY?! I NEED HELP RAISING OUR BABY!
jabberwacky: What do you need help with?
user: Raising our baby!!!
jabberwacky: I'm breaking up with you.
user: I KNOW STOP REMINDING ME.
jabberwacky: Are you ashamed?
user: UM DUH.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I gawta go. :(.
jabberwacky: I don't remember.
user: Bye! <3333.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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